hello welcom to my pro
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph. on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, i'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug *She gave him a big hug* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.
when life gives u lemons squirt them in peoples eyes.
my name is nobody,bobody is perfect, therefore i am perfect :3
i can only please one person per day today is not ur day,tomorow isnt looking bright either.
i want to die when i am asleep ,like my aunt,not like the screaming pasengers in the car.
cat and mouse
cat stares at mouse* mouse* plz dont eats me i have a fambily i have 13 girlfriends and 3,025 kisd, on second thought plz eat me!!!
90% OF GIRLS IN AMERICA WOULD CRY IF MILEY CYRUS JUMPED OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING 9% OF GIRLS WOULD SCREAM AND 1% OF GIRLS WOULD GO UP THERE AND PUSH HER OF THEMSELVES. IF U ARE THE 1% THEN COPY THIS ON UR PROFILE
go to youtube and type in i gotta feeling- black eyed peas concert in south africa Fifa world cup 2010 they sound horible live, they sound drunk