About
This is for visiting my profile
Name- Maddy
Age- 13
Sex- Very enjoyable. But. I'm also a girl if that is what you really meant.
Sexual Orientation- Lesbian Bitches. Leave me alone guys... Cuz I hate you.
Status- Single.
Religion- Athiest
About me-
Hello gaians and gaianites! I'm Maddy as I have stated above. Ha. I'm a talkitive person as you might tell but I'm only talkitive when I shouldn't be. XD I'm busy battling depression and bipolar disorder; so if you hate sad or depressed people with major mood swings you might as well leave my profile. xP I'm normaly a funny person when I'm not in a bad mood. I'm not a loner, I'm just anti-social. People have a tendency to piss me off. I have NO life at all. The little life I have is on Facebook, myYearbook, and Youtube. I love you.O_____O I ******** love Tacos! I'm also very random indeed. I'm a regular spaz. I trip over atoms and molocules and I've been killed 47 times. Ha. :3 I'M BRITISH BITCHES! Mess with me I'll throw scones at you. =D I have a very large family and they are a bunch of ******** renecks. I am 5'9 and all my friends are short. It's quite enjoyable. I love swiming, sk8ing and rock climbing. I also love to ski and snowboard. I'm not athletic at all though. And yeah... Hmmm, thats really all I have to say. Now I will let horoscopes and stereotypes take over.
Ox- 1997
Steady and loyal, the Ox is a faithful creature who always come through. Lean on an Ox in times of need. She loves to be there for you! This sign is a rock-solid family person and a lifelong friend. Change and whirlwind affairs aren't big on this sign's agenda, but marriage, deep connections and children fulfill her. Some may find an Ox boring, stubborn or set in her ways. Like the plodding animal, the Ox endlessly repeats the same habits, meals and conversations. The Ox calls that dedication and commitment, and these are her prized values. After all, her success is built on sticking to her goals and honoring her promises. Look elsewhere for excitement, but turn to an Ox when you need a comforting, rock-solid presence and a dependable friend.
~This is 100% true about me~
Common stereotypes that invole me:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Everyone better put this except guys!)
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm LESBIAN, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p***y.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b***h.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b***h.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD(not to drink), so I must be a VAMPIRE. (All my friends say I am a vampire)
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*****d.
I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest
"You're growing up, and the rain sort of remains on the branches of a tree that will someday rule the Earth, and it's good that there is rain. It clears the month of your sorry rainbow expressions, and it clears the streets of the silent armies, so we can dance."
"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of awesome mystical power. We know this because they manage to be invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can’t see them."
~Steve Eley
"It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong.
The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not make him right...
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people
think you are?"
-- Frank Zappa, quoted from The Real Frank Zappa Book
The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers.
~ Denis Diderot
There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding",
A little knowledge behind every "i dont know",
A little emotion behind every "i dont care",
And a little pain behind every "im ok".
"Never apologize for showing feelings. When you do so, you apologize for the truth." -Benjamin Disraeli
Ok, I'm done here peace out. Add me if you like me(dun add newbz cuz most newbz are desperate whores). =D Bai!
~If you read my whole about me you get a cookie~
Name- Maddy
Age- 13
Sex- Very enjoyable. But. I'm also a girl if that is what you really meant.
Sexual Orientation- Lesbian Bitches. Leave me alone guys... Cuz I hate you.
Status- Single.
Religion- Athiest
About me-
Hello gaians and gaianites! I'm Maddy as I have stated above. Ha. I'm a talkitive person as you might tell but I'm only talkitive when I shouldn't be. XD I'm busy battling depression and bipolar disorder; so if you hate sad or depressed people with major mood swings you might as well leave my profile. xP I'm normaly a funny person when I'm not in a bad mood. I'm not a loner, I'm just anti-social. People have a tendency to piss me off. I have NO life at all. The little life I have is on Facebook, myYearbook, and Youtube. I love you.O_____O I ******** love Tacos! I'm also very random indeed. I'm a regular spaz. I trip over atoms and molocules and I've been killed 47 times. Ha. :3 I'M BRITISH BITCHES! Mess with me I'll throw scones at you. =D I have a very large family and they are a bunch of ******** renecks. I am 5'9 and all my friends are short. It's quite enjoyable. I love swiming, sk8ing and rock climbing. I also love to ski and snowboard. I'm not athletic at all though. And yeah... Hmmm, thats really all I have to say. Now I will let horoscopes and stereotypes take over.
Ox- 1997
Steady and loyal, the Ox is a faithful creature who always come through. Lean on an Ox in times of need. She loves to be there for you! This sign is a rock-solid family person and a lifelong friend. Change and whirlwind affairs aren't big on this sign's agenda, but marriage, deep connections and children fulfill her. Some may find an Ox boring, stubborn or set in her ways. Like the plodding animal, the Ox endlessly repeats the same habits, meals and conversations. The Ox calls that dedication and commitment, and these are her prized values. After all, her success is built on sticking to her goals and honoring her promises. Look elsewhere for excitement, but turn to an Ox when you need a comforting, rock-solid presence and a dependable friend.
~This is 100% true about me~
Common stereotypes that invole me:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Everyone better put this except guys!)
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm LESBIAN, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p***y.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b***h.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b***h.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD(not to drink), so I must be a VAMPIRE. (All my friends say I am a vampire)
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*****d.
I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest
"You're growing up, and the rain sort of remains on the branches of a tree that will someday rule the Earth, and it's good that there is rain. It clears the month of your sorry rainbow expressions, and it clears the streets of the silent armies, so we can dance."
"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of awesome mystical power. We know this because they manage to be invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can’t see them."
~Steve Eley
"It has never mattered to me that thirty million people might think I'm wrong.
The number of people who thought Hitler was right did not make him right...
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people
think you are?"
-- Frank Zappa, quoted from The Real Frank Zappa Book
The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers.
~ Denis Diderot
There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding",
A little knowledge behind every "i dont know",
A little emotion behind every "i dont care",
And a little pain behind every "im ok".
"Never apologize for showing feelings. When you do so, you apologize for the truth." -Benjamin Disraeli
Ok, I'm done here peace out. Add me if you like me(dun add newbz cuz most newbz are desperate whores). =D Bai!
~If you read my whole about me you get a cookie~
