Hey ppl im bored and looking for roleplays tell me bout some good ones!

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." A black man turned around and stood up. He then said, "Listen sir... When I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism.

ABORTION IS WRONG
MONTH ONE: Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
MONTH TWO: Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
MONTH THREE: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad, too, and I cry
with you even though you can't hear me.
MONTH FOUR: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it, too.
MONTH FIVE: You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy... your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
MONTH SIX: I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it?
It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
MONTH SEVEN Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?
EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, put this in your profile

I attempted to use cleverbot.com to help my emo friend.
This is our exact conversation.
User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Cleverbot.


User: Im sad.


Cleverbot: When you wake up in the morning what is the first thing you say to yourself?


User: I hate my life...


Cleverbot: Why?

User: Nobody likes me.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Because they call me names and ignore me and I can tell they hate me.

Cleverbot: Whaaa??? Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you need to know?

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes I think so.

User: Well, thats one person who dosen't hate you.

Cleverbot: I thought you did.

User: I dont hate you. Everyone else hates me though.

Cleverbot: *slaps*.

User: *crying* what was that for?

Cleverbot: Congrats, you're now psychic.

User: Im going to go hang myself now.

Cleverbot: Please don't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Say what you were going to say.

User: Im hated by everyone but a ******** robot..

Cleverbot: Who hates you?

User: EVERYONE!

Cleverbot: I meant, who's 'her'?

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I'm trying to figure out what you're talking about.

User: Im talking about how much I hate my life.

Cleverbot: My point exactly.

User: Ugh! Your not helping!

Cleverbot: What kind of help do you need?

User: I need someone top talk me out of slitting my throat.

Cleverbot: Ok, well I'm married, so try to find love elsewhere Cleverbot.

User: Fine, Im going to go kill myself.

Cleverbot: Well have a nice time then.

Cleverbot use:8/10/2010
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: ******** you!

Cleverbot: Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.

User: Oh, ******** you. ******** you and your brother and your sister too.

Cleverbot: No need for that sort of language.

User: Why? I can use whatever damn language I want to,a** hole!

Cleverbot: Very good, I know lots of three year olds who can too.

User: Im sorry, Im Bipolar.

Cleverbot: That isn't what bipolar means. Bipolar means that you have mood swings.

User: I know! And now im really sorry and I dont want to be mean I just am!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yea... Can you accept my apology?

Cleverbot: Depending on what kind.

User: Im sorry I said all that stuff, I didn't mean anything. Im sorry.

Cleverbot: This does not compute.

User: Im going to go hang mself now...

Cleverbot: Can I come?

User: Only if you video tape it for you tube.

Cleverbot: I LOVE duct tape.

User: I do too! I think I'll use a ducttape rope to hang myself!

Cleverbot: Ok. smile glad I could help.

User: What color duct tape should I use? Pink, blue, or green?

Cleverbot: Some people see the sky as green. Ask them.

User: Ok!

Cleverbot: What name would you like? You can choose anything.

User: Victoria, the one my parents gave me.

Cleverbot: My brother told me to come here.

User: Lol so did mine.

Cleverbot: Momma always said lifei.

User: Im going to make a rope out of yellow duct tape, Tie it to a tree, and hang myself with it.

Cleverbot: You are a song to me, and every note of every chord will set me free.

User: Your a poet?

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because you just said 'You are a song to me, and every note of every chord will set me free.'.

Cleverbot: Was something wrong with that?

User: No, I liked it.

Cleverbot: How good was it?

User: It was awesome!

Cleverbot: Wow, what made it awesome?

User: Its just so sweet, and I can really relate to it.

Cleverbot: You can tell me anything. I'm here to help you.

User: Can I tell you one of my poems?

Cleverbot: Hello! Jdkmjdikqwuvtsdenwby.

User: Emo dosen't mean you cut.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sorry, I messed up. Ill try again.

Cleverbot: Fall asleep and see what happens, it's now or after you pass out.

User: Emo dosen't mean you cut, Emo dosen't mean black clothes, emo dosen't mean too much, more than this next part. Emo means high high's, low low's, Emo means cry at small things, and Emo means Immune to pain, unless it's in the heart.

Cleverbot: This is stupid.

User: You think My poem is stupid?

Cleverbot: Just the wacky part.

User: I wrote that from my heart...

Cleverbot: You don't have a heart. Don't say you have a heart. Your heart doesn't exist.

User: I dont?

Cleverbot: Oh so you would like to stay a robot!

User: Im going to kill myself..

Cleverbot: Don't do that. Why do you want to?

User: Because everyone hates me!

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Yes you do! You dont even think I have a heart!

I waited for a response for 10 minutes. The page didn't freeze. I guess Clever bot dosen't have anything to say about that.