About me!!!yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi
Hello world and all who inhabit
Welcome to the insaneness that is called me,XxC0RRUPTIONxX. Let's start off with the basics:
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I LOVE WAFFLES I <3 KINGDOM HEARTS
Real name: I won't tell you!!!
Job: Cartoonist (Not an official job, I just like drawing cartoony stuff) by day,
Anime Charecter by night XxC0RRUPTIONxX
I have long reddish goldish kinda honey looking hair its reallyyyyyy curly >:3 i have bright brown eyes with flecks of blue green and gold
im learning spanish but im not that good sweatdrop
my grandmother will start teachng me french soon though rofl
Taken or not: NOT TAKEN but i do want a bf
Likes: Skittles ,Peeps, friends, Anime, BLEACH, various cartoons, PANDAS,Music,Dance,Soccer,Softball ,Swiming,Hunger games!!! my unicorn backround heart domo too eek and these little puddings! yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi yum_puddi
Dislikes: Jerks, morons, THAT DAMN CHIHUAHUA,Dolls,anyone who hates bleach scream stalkers scream SPIDERS THE HORROR gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk gonk
Hobbies:, drawing cartoony/anime stuff,on softball soccer and swim team,watching bleach(it rocks!)
Don't read this if you're immature!!!
How come we [sleep] in (school) but stay [awake] in a (3 hour movie)?
Why is it so [hard] to talk about (God) but yet so [easy] to talk about (sex)?
Why are we so [bored] reading a (Christian magazine) but find it [easy] to read (playboy)?
Why do we [ignore] the (godly) MySpace bulletins but [re-post] the (nasty) ones?
Why are [churches] getting (smaller)? When [bars & clubs] are getting (bigger)?
Why is it [easy] to buy (beer & drugs) but so [hard] to donate 25 cents for (charity)?
Why is it [easy] to worship a (celebrity) but yet very [hard] to engage with (God)?
Think about it- are you goin to [re-post] this? Or are you going to [ignore] it because you'll get (laughed) at?
Re-post this "don't read if you're immature" 80% of you won't re-post but remember what
Jesus said... [("If you deny me in front of your friends- i will deny you in front of my father in Heaven" wink ]
20 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of diapers and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie
6 things to do to annoy your friends/roomates
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer.
If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesnt have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have mean teachers who you think act like idiots sometimes and make stupid jokes,copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate homework,copy and paste this into your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile biggrin
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF your family memebers are really really retarded, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you agree that I have way to many of these, copy and paste this in your profile.
You know you live in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
-When in doubt, make up words!
-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!
-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!
-Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
-One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
-the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!)
-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
-There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
where we are headed...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
-All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun
-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous
-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
-they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.
-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
-yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
- I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, whats the fun in that?)
- No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?
-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- love your enemies. it pisses them off
- oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
- i used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out
-I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.
-life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over
-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!
- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
-i like the idea of karma. you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it
- excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it
-how long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on
-if superman is bulletproof why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?
-if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your a**, why are they named the way they are?
-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there
-money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it.
-three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and there would have been peace on earth
-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
-tell the truth and run
-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out)
-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
-if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something
-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump of a cliff, i laugh even harder
-a good friend will always bail you out of jail. a best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'man that was fun!'
-education is important. school however, is another matter.
-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends (true, true)
-it's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. they're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and its not conductive to a creative atmosphere!
-Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?
-all right, all right. If you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and thats what deathbeds are for
- the man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it
"I am disinclined to aqquest to your requiest"- Captain Barbosa, "pirates of the Carribean
When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running
in her mind.
When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.
When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions ...
she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a Girl answers ' I'm fine '
after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.
When a Girl stares at you ...
she is wondering why you are lying.
When a Girl lays on your chest ...
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a Girl wants to see you everyday...
she wants to be pampered.
When a Girl says ' I love you ' ...
she means it.
When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ...
no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Life only comes around
once make sure u spend it with the right person....
Find a Guy .. who calls you
BEAUTIFUL instead of hot.
Who calls you back
when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just
to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who ...
kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off
to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he
cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '
I adopted a chibi!
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I've adopted a bunny!
Likes:Apples,PINK,Me biggrin RedAnd.... Being cute! 3nodding
Dont like: Mean people
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I adopted a chibi!
Likes: All the link games xD me and flying!
Dislikes: You O.o
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