Abouthow yall do im jordan i live by a few words ive heard in songs dont start no s*** wont be no s*** i care 4 my fam alot and not only my real fam my gaia fam u mess wit any 1 of them i snap ur head i luv 2 draw i go 2 147 im hype sexy and black im haitian and dominican so all u haitian haters kiss my a** i dress like a noob but ive been here a while so suck thatim carin and dont like to start stuff im a sk8r so im mellowum and thats evry thing about me reppin new york luvin my bby so peace homies 1. Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.
2. I stabbed Edward Culeen with a spork. And lived to tell the tale.
3. I stay up at night waiting for Edward to show up.
4. Ballet studios give me the chills.
5. I've developed a weird habit out of biting people...
6. I'm willing to bet against Alice.
7. Shiny silver Volvos make me squel like a fan girl.
8. When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens.
9. I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save me.
10. I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a friggin' book.
11. I pray for rain so Edward can come out and play.
12. I'm buying a Cullen car. Just to see if it comes free with a vampire.
13. I threw away all my Harry Potter books so make way for my Twilight ones.
14. I went to the doctor the other day... And asked him how Edward was doing.
15. I went to the doctor the other day... And called him Carlisle.
16. Popsicles are now my favorite treat. Cold, hard, and sweet.
17. I saw a grizzly bear and screamed, "Emmett!!!"
18. If anyone asks, I'm from Forks.
19. Whenever I hear the name Edward, I go... "What?! Where?!"
20. Edward heard me thinking of him... And he blushed like a schoolgirl.
21. I have a new pickup line... "Are you a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me!"
22. I am addicted to something called herionTWILIGHT!
23. I can hear Edward in my head, too
24.I named all my dogs after Jacob Black and his friends.