Poem: "Barbie And Ken 101"
Poet: Rafael Casal

sometimes I feel like I`m sittin` in the back row of Barbie and Ken 101
a class we are all in, but never seem to learn from
Some general ed requirement for
Students of American culture
A GE that convinces even the brightest
of young women that sex is survival of the thinnest
and I`m sick of this education that doesn`t serve our best interests
my teacher has no face
she is every Revelon model women have ever chased
her lectures come through magazines in beauty shops & add campaigns,
just turn on your tv
this just in, a skewed perspective for todays youth y`al ladies aint thin enough, fellas aint trim
enough, wanna be sexy?
Y`al don`t go to the gym enough, cut to commercial, common just come tune
in to our maintenance team, convince you`re ugly then tell you how to fix it with maybeline
Perpetually started by these dolls marketed in the late 50`s named
Barbie and Ken
hence the
class I`m in
Are you following?
%#&@$! didn`t end
They keep moldin` Barbie to fit new trends
next maybe they`ll have club hoppin` Barbie
With thongs as accessories
video hoe Barbie
abusive boyfriend sold separately
underaged Barbie
Cobey Bryant included
or 9/11 victim Barbie
and Ken is proud to get recruited
problem is all these teachings are womans decay
and I`m startin` to worry cuz my girl is up front and she`s getting an A
this is where I start getting pissed off ok
when the f**k did it become all about
tuckin` in the gutt I gotta get the bigger breast
%#&@$! I wanna fit a little better in a dress
so let me get a little skinny gotta fit into an itty bitty
size slimmer so I livin up the chest
teacher teacher I wanna give my oral presentation
cuz I have a problem with the class, and matter of fact, I have, a fat %#&@$! grudge with the
whole administration
you`re the reason my girl won`t eat in front of me in restaurants

the reason that she thinks she`s overweight in over ten spots
less gut less pudge less lunch less real, more looks more love more Barbie
f**k Barbie and Ken
My future daughter will never play with them
you`re the reason bleedin` 15 year old girls arms are slit
You made 12 year olds think skinny was a compliment
And now it`s too late
I can`t write my way through this bathroom door
So I raise my hand in class cuz I can`t stand it any more
Teacher teacher your lectures all backwards
You got mothers and daughters forgetting what matters
Cuz above tits, %#&@$!, lips, legs, and ugs
The most attractive women are the ones who don`t give a f**k
So screw your teachings your lessons and plans
You skewed sick distant relative of the man
Your plan for brainwashin` my baby I reject
I`m walkin` out of this class, and I will proudly take, my F


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Sebastian Michaelisss

Report | 07/21/2009 10:41 pm

Sebastian Michaelisss


Report | 07/20/2009 1:01 am


Hai,lol. How are you?

Report | 07/17/2009 1:23 am


Talking to Tony....or was. D:

Report | 07/17/2009 1:13 am


Whats up?

Report | 07/17/2009 12:56 am


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Report | 07/16/2009 11:58 pm


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Report | 07/16/2009 11:52 pm


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Report | 07/16/2009 11:46 pm


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Report | 07/16/2009 11:34 pm


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Report | 07/16/2009 11:28 pm


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