A GIRL AND A GUY WERE SPEEDING OVER 100MPH ON A MOTORCYCLE GIRL: SLOW DOWN I'M SCARED GUY: NO THIS IS FUN GIRL: NO ITS NOT PLEASE ITS TOO SCARY GUY: THEN TELL ME YOU LOVE ME GIRL: I LOVE YOU, SLOW DOWN GUY: NOW GIVE ME A BIG HUG SHE GAVE HIM A BIG HUG GUY: CAN YOU TAKE OFF MY HELMET & PUT IT ON YOURSELF ITS BOTHERING ME. IN THE NEWSPAPER THE NEXT DAY A MOTORCYCLE HAD CRASHED INTO A BUILDING BECAUSE OF BREAK FAILURE. TWO PEOPLE WERE ON IT ONLY ONE SURVIVED. THE TRUTH WAS THAT HALFWAY DOWN THE ROAD THE GUY REALIZED THAT THE BREAKS WERE BROKE HE DIDN'T WANT THE GIRL TO KNOW. INSTEAD HE HAD HER HUG HIM AND, TOLD HIM SHE LOVED HIM ONE LAST TIME. THEN HE HAD HER PUT HIS HELMET ON SO THAT SHE WOULD LIVE EVEN IF IT MEANT THAT HE WOULD DIE.IF YOU WOULD DO THE SAME FOR THE PERSON YOU LOVE COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

WHEN A BOY WANTS TO KISS YOU: NOW U OPENED IT NOW U HAVE TO REPOST THIS OR U WILL NEVER BE KISSED. WHEN A BOY WANTS TO KISS YOU: 1.THEY HOLD YOUR HAND AND PLAY WITH IT. 2.THEY STARE INTO YOUR EYES FOR A LONGTIME. 3.THEY GET CLOSE TO YOUR FACE. ?WHEN A GIRL WANTS TO KISS YOU:1. THEY STARE INTO YOUR EYES BITTING THEIR LIP. 2.THEY MIGHT WRAP THEIR ARMS AROUND YOU. 3.THEY PLAY WITH THEIR HANDS,SHIRT,PANTS,ECT. JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE THE MOVE. ######### ######### ......### ......### ......### ......### ######### ######### ###.......### ###.......### ######### ######### ###.......### ###....### ###..### ###### ###..### ###....### ###.......### ######### ######### .......### .......### ######### ######### ######### ######### ######### ###.......### ###.......### ######### ######### ###.......### ###.......### ######### ######### ###.......### ###.......### ######### ######### ###.......### ###.......### ######### ######### ######### ######### ......### ......### ......### ......### ######### ######### ### ##### ##### ### ######### ######### ### ### ### ### ######## ########

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emo doesn't mean u cut. emo doesn't mean ur gay. emo doesn't mean ur suicidal. emo is real. emo is people. emo is everything. emo is a label. emo is being free. free to be you. free to express. free to tell everyone to f*** off!! emo is just a word.-EMOS- *Are not cry babies *Do not always wear black *Can be very nice people *Don't always cut themselves *Are not always depressed *Can be happy too *Are normal people just like you (Put this on your profile if you agree with this.) Im emo so i should know if u hate me then its your own fault

MI SONZ

mi lil sis i luv her 2 death..n her bro

mi dadie

sis

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­At last a guy has taken the time to write this all downFinally , the guys' side of the story.( I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear "the rules"From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports It's like the full moonor the changing of the tides.Let it be.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done.Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, hunting, boobs or beer1. You have enough clothes.1. You have too many shoes.1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.Pass this to as many men as you can -to give them a laugh.Pass this to as many women as you can -to give them a bigger laugh. itz fukin tru

tom fukin kaulitz......ahhh

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