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MCBarbielegs Report | 04/05/2009 1:24 pm
MCBarbielegs
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, hot girl in his office, but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you".

The girl looked at him and said, "No!"
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money onto the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said she would consult with her boyfriend. So she called him up and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend decides to call her.
She answers and he asks, "What happened?"
Still breathing hard, she manages to reply, "The ******** had all quarters!"
Koipril Report | 02/08/2009 3:55 pm
Koipril
hiya! you hava koooo profile! Its awesome! I :
can i b yo friend? Lets chat some mo ok!
KVanna Astralar Report | 02/06/2009 5:38 pm
KVanna Astralar
Hey long time to talk huh?
MCBarbielegs Report | 02/06/2009 2:36 pm
MCBarbielegs
Its been foreva!!!! Watcha been up to??
Mr Boogie Woogie Wu Report | 02/06/2009 2:10 pm
Mr Boogie Woogie Wu
-jumps and hugs you-
Thank uuuuuuuuu!!!!! >w<
Kamui_Tenshi Report | 02/06/2009 1:32 pm
Kamui_Tenshi
WHOOOOOOOOOO RANDOM!!!!!

Thank you ^^
DaemonDead Report | 01/10/2009 1:02 pm
DaemonDead
I love you! thanks for the donation!!!!!!!!!!
c__kie monster Report | 01/03/2009 8:15 pm
c__kie monster
haii kelly ;]
how hav yuhh been?
MCBarbielegs Report | 12/27/2008 12:09 pm
MCBarbielegs
Wats up?And u kno that music player on ur profile? How do u get it like that?
MCBarbielegs Report | 12/26/2008 11:58 am
MCBarbielegs
HHi, BBYe! <3
 
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