Likes:Anime(specifically Fullmetal Alchemist, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and my #1 fav. Eureka Seven), Gamecube, Resident Evil 4, Timesplitters 3, X-Box 360(after playing it for 8 hours straight you would too),STARCRAFT(Best PC Game Ever)
Dislikes: Zombies(They Will HAPPEN), People who get pissed at me for no apparent reason, X-Box, Some CD players, my old Boom Box
POKE!!!
*throws zombie's head at you, intending to poke you with it's nose, before realizing that the head is still 'alive' and trying to eat anything that moves. In a startling display of self-sacrifice I muffle it's cries of doom with a piece of Mum's Oreo Cake--and realize that the last piece of chocolatey joyfulness is now getting all bloody and nasty in the zombie-head's mouth. In a fit of rage I whip out a chainsaw and turn the zombie into an indistinguishable pile of pinkish-grey brains, severed eyeballs, dentures(it was an Auntie Nelda zombie head), bad earrings, glasses, and a grey wig. Okay, so maybe it is still distinguishable. Still harboring the fury of the Gods for me not getting my cake, I wander on home to dig into the chocolate ice cream and forget all about poking you--until the next day, when the same thing happens with various other zombie heads.*
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