About
pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I SLAPPED
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I jumped
5 (May) - I smoked with
6 (June)- I killed
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - i made out with
11 (Nov) -I stabbed
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - a bum
02 - a homeless guy
03 -a homo
04 - A mop**
05 - Barney the dinosaur
06 -a banana
07 - a stripper
08 - my lover
09 - a toothbrush
10 -the Trojan man
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a tele tubby
13 - A HOOKER
14 - myself
15 - a crack head
16 - a hottie
17 - my boyfriend
18 - a whore
19 - a condom
20 - Paris Hilton
21 - a porn star
22 - a dog
23 - a cat
24 - an Easter egg
25 - the kool-aid man
26 - a lesbian
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a French fry
29 - my ex boyfriend
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - jezzy the snowman
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because that meanie stole my taco
Black - because i smoke crack
Pink - because im a gay a** prep
Red - BECAUSE I HAVE A NICE BUTT
brown- because i hate my life
Polka Dots -because i still love him
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I have AMAZING boobs
Orange - because im good in bed
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest b***h alive
Tie dye- because Im a ******** scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack
yellow-because i want chips
Journal
my depression journal
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my journal isnt always going to include depressing crap about me but it kinda will sometimes... so be prepared.
you should know that my journal is going to be boring...maybe. so before you read it... you might want to scan over it... then read it. (
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