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1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in shoppers' carts while they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee in housewares, tell him/ her in an official tone "Code Blue." and watch what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks how they may help you, start crying and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspicously, humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!!!! It's those voices again!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room; wait a while, then yell very loudly "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

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Asuna Selvatico Report | 07/17/2010 11:04 pm
Asuna Selvatico
uhm... hi.. >//>
Ferr Yuhh Report | 12/05/2009 8:12 pm
Ferr Yuhh
Which you ?
Ferr Yuhh Report | 12/05/2009 8:06 pm
Ferr Yuhh
Whatcha doing?
S K Y R A P E Report | 12/02/2009 6:32 pm
S K Y R A P E
oh ok. :]
S K Y R A P E Report | 12/02/2009 6:28 pm
S K Y R A P E
is this you? or the person that death sold the
account to?
:/
DinoRdnJihad Report | 11/30/2009 12:16 pm
DinoRdnJihad
Take me to ur leader.
Xx FaIlin xX Report | 11/25/2009 8:54 am
Xx FaIlin xX
:3
DinoRdnJihad Report | 11/24/2009 3:31 am
DinoRdnJihad
If your a true Vampire such as myself or Alucard you live forever, only posers such as Edward Cullen go to hell. =D
DinoRdnJihad Report | 11/24/2009 3:28 am
DinoRdnJihad
Alucard FTW, Edward FTL

Gaylight will burn in hell for its transgressions. >O
DinoRdnJihad Report | 11/24/2009 3:24 am
DinoRdnJihad
I for one am on Team Alucard.

=D

..and dun worry...Alucard is hunting down Edward Cullen as we speak.

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The Dark Brother Hood

What is the dark brother hood:We are the terrible black hand of the night mother who answers to our dread father Sithis.Who is the night mother:She is sithis's black hand who answers the prayers of death through the one listener many years ago sithis came to her and bore her five children they were offered as sacrifices to our dread father sithis so in technical speaking from her shadowy womb the dark brotherhood was formed from her breasts we suckle pain and malice she loves her children you see she guides us with her terrible black hand as sithis once guided her :3.
Who is Sithis:Sithis is the representation of the one primordial state of chaos and was the huge black nothingness before existence sithis is the void he came to the night mother and bore her five children then they were sacrificed to him sithis is no daedra and does not dwell in oblivion he is something altogether different.
 

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