~You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname, my space, or gaia.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. ^^
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. >.>
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. <.<
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. XD
12.) Put this on your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
i totaly fell 4 it
1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck = I want you
4. Kiss on the lips = I love you
5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes = kiss me
8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go
The Three Steps
1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way they call you after you just had a big fight.
3. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an
4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
5. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
6. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
8. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't
11. The way they say 'I miss you'
12. The way you miss them
13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't
hurt her anymore.....