"You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!" "What the french toast?" "You think I wouldn't find out about your little doodie head cootie queen?" "Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?" "You cumquat!" "You're over reacting." "No, Gill, over reacting was when I put your convertible in a wood chipper, Stinky McStink Face!" "You hoback." Orbit, for a good clean feeling no matter what.