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MelancholyAstronomy Report | 06/05/2011 12:37 pm

HAY THUR.

MelancholyAstronomy Report | 06/01/2011 10:51 am

ISH JUSTINE.

hallow blood Report | 11/22/2010 7:46 pm

:/ maybe this will cheer you up, teacher told it at camp other day.

a wife was having an affair with a neighbor, one day they heard the front door open and close and the wife says "oh sht, he's here! hide in the closet!"

so the man hides in the clkoset, afraid because he can hear them talking, and the husband might open the closet. but behind him, in the dark he hears "hey" in a high pitched voice.

the man turns around and a boy says "you're having an affair with my mom arent you?" the man says "well yeah.." the kid says- "do you wanna buy my baseball?" the man says "no not really". then the boy said, if you don't but it i will scream and my dad will open the closet and find you"

the man says "how much do you want you little brat" the boy says "$200" "what? you're crazy!" (boy-) "i'm about to scream!"

the man says "ok ok! i'll pay!" and pays him

a few weeks later it happens again, "hey! you're having an affair with my mom arent you?" the man says "yeah"
"do you wanna buy my mit?" (man-) "ok how much this time?"

"$500" (man-) "ok" and pays him.

later the dad asks "hey son, do you wanna go outside and play catch?" the son says "Well i cant dad, i sold my ball and mit to a friend"

"really? how much did you get?" boy- "$700".

"that's bad son, youy are going to go to church and confess your sins" so the dad takes him to the church and puts him in the confession booth.

the preacher says "confess your sins my son" and the boy is looking around and says "wow, it's dark in here"

"shut up boy, you're in my closet now" says the man.

hallow blood Report | 09/28/2010 5:22 pm

why do i listen to metal? BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE F---ING HAPPY!

Ninja of the Demon Realm Report | 06/08/2010 5:59 pm

lol, sounds like my kind of game. xD
dude! awesome! how was the sleep/nap?o.o
i'm fine. xD

Ninja of the Demon Realm Report | 06/08/2010 12:24 pm

crap, i didn't know about that one. D:
is it really that good?o.o i might get it for the gamecube. xD

Ninja of the Demon Realm Report | 06/07/2010 3:23 pm

hm...idk that game. ._. the only game i know for the N64 is Zelda. x.x

Ninja of the Demon Realm Report | 06/07/2010 10:54 am

sweet! XD i missed playing Zelda on the N64. D:

Ninja of the Demon Realm Report | 06/06/2010 7:26 pm

lol, bummer. xD how do u transfer them to the comp?O.o

Ninja of the Demon Realm Report | 06/05/2010 5:17 pm

cool. xD
i'm been ok. XD
went for a jog in the neighborhood. XP