"A joke is a very serious thing."
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference."
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
"I may be drunk, Sir, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
"I have never developed indigestion from eating my words."
"I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks."
"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
" Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."
"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."
"The price of greatness is responsibility."
"There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true."
"We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out."
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give."
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else."
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."