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Im a geek, a goth, a crazy mo fo, and darn proud! Im pretty much every cliche and I work it hard! I am in love with anime, cartoons, and comics, and I am not ashamed of my nerdy tendencies. If you wana know me, you have to take me as I am.Now, Random quotes from my friends and me:
"Emma: Alex why are you so against fun?
Alex: I'm not against fun I'm against childish things.
Me: That's code for because he hasn't found anyone who can yank the stick out of his a** yet..."
"Emma: It's cause I'm white isn't it Alex?
Alex: No it's because you're stupid"
"Emma:OMG I love Jeff Dunham!
Alex: Whose he?
Me: you should know, you're just like one of his puppets.
Alex: Really? Which one?
Me: Jose Jalepeno on a Stick :3"
"Emma: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"Me: Ugh that test turned my brain to mush...
Emma: So put in the microwave for a minute, then let it sit for three to thicken.
Me:.... Sure I'll get right on that..."
"Me: What happens if you choke a smurf?
Emma: It dies duh
Me: I meant what color does it turn...
Emma: You didn't say that!"
"Me: Alex will you be my suragate dady?
Alex: Is this one of those weird inside jokes I just smile and nod at?
Me: Most of what I say is
Alex: Okay fine, I'll be your suragate daddy...?
Me: Sweet, Daddy can I borrow five bucks?"
"Me: Emma what's wrong?
Emma: I just watched Mamma Mia...
Me: And?
Emma: AND THERE'S NO RESOLUTION!
Me: Huh, there really isnt...
Emma: it makes me wanna smack a hoe..."
"Emma: Yeah Alex you can be a pimp for halloween and we'll be your bitches!
Alex: I don't believe in pimps
Me: That's code for he's still in the closet"
"Emma: I have decided there is no gay closet
Me: So what is there?
Emma: A glass Armoire"
"Emma: Dude he's so far in the closet he's touching Narnia...
Me: No he just wants to stay in the closet cause that's where all the other gays are..."
"Emma: A gay guy invented the bagel
Me: How do you know that?
Emma: Have you seen what it looks like?"
"Me: If I'm right when I'm wrong am I wrong when I'm right?
Emma: No we're just always right.
Alex: or you're jsut always wrong
Me&Emma: No we're always right"
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That explains a few things.
Hah.