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Epic summary of Twilight
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Step 1: Find a guy who is really gorgeous and appears to hate you. Become infatuated.
Step 2:Continue to moon about how hot the guy is. No other qualities required. Just that he be hot.
Step 3: Find out that he occasionally likes to rip people to shreds and drink their blood. You are apparently just his type. Feel flattered that he wants you so much. When told that even though they try not kill people, sometimes they slip, respond with the moronic "well everyone falls off the wagon sometimes don't they".
Step 4: Find out he's stalking you and breaking into your house to stare at you and go through your things. Feel even more flattered. This must be proof he loves you, right?
Step 5: Say that you'd rather die than live without him; prove it by doing incredibly stupid things over and over, because after all, girls who are this stupid really don't deserve to live, do they?
This book was drivel. The writing was horrid, the characters less than one-dimensional. The plot non-existent as the first 3/4 of the book is devoted to the author just telling you over and over how pretty Edward is. Yawn. The main character Bella is a total idiot, and lacks any character trait to make her appealing to the average mortal, much less a super special immortal. The author apparently believes the greatest love in the world is the one where the girl is stupid and immature and moronic and weak and the guy is hot and because the guy is hot, the girl will behave in any stupid self sacrificing fashion just to be in his presence. Even if he winds up killing her one day. If your teenage daughter actually likes this book, get her therapy now.