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Report | 01/12/2013 12:32 am

Triton of Atlantis

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side of the Lexus.

The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically.

His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are, he said. You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else.
How can you say such a thing? asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.
Ahhh! screamed the lawyer. ''Where's my Rolex!"

Report | 01/11/2013 5:47 pm

Triton of Atlantis

Also if you need any help with CSS when you update your profile in future, just give me comment or a message.


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Report | 01/11/2013 5:32 pm

Triton of Atlantis

I found a trick around the glitch, what you do is this

1. Open your profile and click on "Edit My Profile Layout"


2. Leave your profile a side and open a new tab. In the new tab go to "http://www.gaiaonline.com/account/preferences/" and change your username and close tab.


3. Return to your profile and click on save


This will backup your profile!

Report | 01/11/2013 4:32 pm

Triton of Atlantis

We should change our username if we don't like it, what matter is our own opinion.

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Report | 01/11/2013 4:12 pm

Triton of Atlantis

There is not change between Dr and Doctor and Dr Jin Love and Doctor Jin Love are both nice.


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Report | 01/11/2013 1:42 am

Triton of Atlantis

I am okay. looking up some quotes again.

Report | 01/11/2013 1:03 am

Triton of Atlantis

How have you been?

Report | 01/11/2013 12:56 am

Triton of Atlantis

Good Answer!

They are both politicians, but one of them is pro-life and the other is anti-life!
I personally would vote for Sarah Palin, if it was down to these two.

Report | 01/11/2013 12:37 am

Triton of Atlantis

If you had to vote for one of these women, who would you vote for?

A. Sarah Palin
or
B. Pauline Hanson

Report | 01/07/2013 9:54 pm

Triton of Atlantis

It's 6 degrees Celsius above the human body temperature, that's 109.4 Fahrenheit.

Report | 01/07/2013 9:35 pm

Triton of Atlantis

Besides putting up with a heatwave, I am okay.

Report | 01/07/2013 4:50 pm

Triton of Atlantis

Sydney is 43 degrees C (109.4 degrees F) today
How is things where you are and how are you?

Report | 01/04/2013 11:11 pm

Triton of Atlantis

Okay you might like Vegemite!! But yet again you may not be use to it!

Do you use Dark Soy Sauce?

Report | 01/04/2013 11:01 pm

Triton of Atlantis

Do you like the taste of Soy sauce?

Report | 01/04/2013 9:36 pm

Triton of Atlantis

There is a price to pay for being the upper middle class!

Report | 01/04/2013 9:18 pm

Triton of Atlantis

It's okay, I take oranges from the shop and eat them when no one is around.

Report | 01/04/2013 9:10 pm

Triton of Atlantis

No break and no lunch. It actually my mother's shop.

Report | 01/04/2013 9:06 pm

Triton of Atlantis

I don't mind stand behind the count, up to 15 hours with no brakes. But can't stand it when one delivery comes right after another.


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Report | 01/04/2013 9:00 pm

Triton of Atlantis

I meant I have stand behind the counter the whole day.

Report | 01/04/2013 8:56 pm

Triton of Atlantis

I have to stand behind the counter the whole and sometime deal with rude people.

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