About
YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH!
Real Name: Nick
Gender: Male
Birthday: Jan 20, 1995
Residence: A tent in someone's back yard
Occupation: Spider catcher
Interests and hobbies: Duck Tales mostly
Status: Out to lunch
Favorite Food: Wasabi flavored ice cream
Favorite Color: Blue
Best VG character ever: That green biker guy from Megaman X2.
This is a true story of what happened to me last night.
it all began taking a shower in the nude and thought it was home alone suddenly. i heard a noise and grabbed my knife and creeped out of the shower. i left on the shower so the killer would think i didnt know the truth. then i put the knife in my teeth and slid down the stars passionately and crawled in the living room and cut the phone line so the sick b*****d couldnt call backup. then i turned down the thermostat and hid in the closet with my knife posed to strike. when the pervert got chilly he or she would come for a jacket and get inumerable stabs. suddenly i hard another noise THE KILLER WAS UPSTAIRS THE WHOLE TIME! i ran up the stairs and stabbed him or her in the arm. "WHAT" he screams. it was my mom! i couldnt believe it. we laughed and shook hands before she left for the hospital.
i marched back to the bathroom to finish my shower and was horrified there was smoke coming from the door! EEK i ran downstairs and called the operator. "GET ME THE FIRE CHIEF PRONTO" but he or she didnt answer. could they be the arsonist? i smashed the window and screamed for help BIG MISTAKE i got the attention of psycho axe killer. he started smashing my front door. suddenly the door broke and i saw it was the fire man! i showed him the inferno but he laughed in my face. "HO HO HO this isnt smoke its steam! someone or someTHING turned the temperature down now get on some clothes" we laughed and high fived and he left and i jumped back in the shower to find a gang of skelingtons who raped me
omg quote tower yayyayayayay (Chicago Ted= me, M.D. Geist= me, Jet Jaguar= me, me= me)
Eddie: Eddie cuts in with a cool post like a knife into a fresh ungutted fish
Light: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eddie: DONT LAUGH AT ME ARGENTINA
Abel: I'm pretty sure this should be renamed the ultimate ninja contest.
Eddie: RRARRRGRGH WHY DO YOU MOCK ME INTERNETS
Eddie: man, this reminds me of that time I had some chicken
Chicago Ted: crank dat soldja boy!
S1N: LOL
Eddie: Hey, what happened to Stalin?
Abel: $&#&#xit;. He died, I thought.
Jojora: Stalin is dead.
SYG: CRITICAL HIT!!
Chicago Ted: *Chicago Ted spanks your a***
Light:
biggrin Light: YEAH b***h!
Austin: Hey, Ted, be right back.
*Austin makes fapping sounds into his microphone*
Chicago Ted: You know what? I'm GONNA GO GET SOME CRACKERS!
Chicago Ted: I'm out of crackers....WHY AM I OUT OF CRACKERS?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
Chicago Ted: CRANK DAT SOLDJA BOI!
BosSquizzle: ewww please *****
Chicago Ted: I WANT YOU BABY!
Light: I WANT YOU!!!!!! <3 <3 <3
Chicago Ted: Juuuuussssttt kidding.
Light: :/
YF3: WiiSit! All the fun of sitting on your Wii Balance board doing nothing.. or you can set it on the ground and PRETEND TO SIT without any knowledge of sitting.
Chicago Ted: What are you up to, you dirty whore?
Austin: nothing just admiring my BIG BALLS!
Chicago Ted: you may have big balls, but...
Chicago Ted: I'VE GAWT BALLS OF STEEL
Shity: It's about time we got to see some zombie boobies...
Ollie: They call you Dr. Looooooove....
Dr. Love: And they call you f*****t.
Austin: Put Ted in a war VS a shitload of zombies, give him a revolver and some ammo, and he'll kick some a**.
Chicago Ted: Damn straight, b***h.
*after getting 48 kills in one life*
Aero: DAMN, TED! Don't you ever run out of ammo?
Chicago Ted: Uh oh, a zombie is coming up the ladder.
Aero: Hey, Ted, guess what?
Chicago Ted: What?
Aero: I have crabs.
Chicago Ted: O.o
Light: My ship sails in the morning.
Chicago Ted: My ship sails in the late evening.
Light: BLASPHEMY!
Chicago Ted: Aton, what the hell are you doing?
Aton: I'm trying to heal you, NOT SHAG YOU!
Chicago Ted: Hmm....I wonder whuts for dinner....
Austin: Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat a cocktorok!
Chicago Ted: It's Octorok. OH BOY! I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT AN OCTOROK!
Austin: I'm so hungry, I could eat a cockto...cocktorok. I can't say it right.
Chicago Ted: -_-
Chicago Ted: NO! GET AWAY! THIS ONE IS MINE!
*Continues to have slowmo chainsaw duel*
Eddie: dontcare and fireyoshi, you are both really cool, I hope you grow up to be just like me!!!!!!!!!
(Note that in this one, I am nboshi, not Ted.
razz )
THICK
thick you are
nooo
thick i is?
i know someone else who is
jojora
no
milkncereal
no
chicken fingers
noooo no no
abel
definatly not
saruman
YES
ding ding ding
hes lame alot
:/
its a shame
Austin: Hey, I don't grow ball hair. You know why?
Chicago Ted: 'Cause you got balls of steel.
Austin: 'Cause hair doesn't grow on em, they're BALLS OF STEEL!
Some guy: CHICAGO THERE'S A FLESH POUND BEHIND YOU!
*Chicago Ted gets killed by flesh pound*
Chicago Ted: AHHHHHH HE POUNDED MY MEAT!
Zach: Hey, Nick, what was that movie with the bugs?
Chicago Ted: Uhhh..."Bug"?
Zach: Oh yeah!...Hey, what was that movie about the guy that skeets everywhere?
Chicago Ted: Uhhh..."Skeeter"?
Thatswhatshesaid: Watch out, Hadji over by the dirt pile!
*Boom, headshot*
Thatswhatshesaid: HADJI DOWN!
pieman: votekick
*pieman voted to kick black person*
smitty: voterape
smitty: votepoop
Chicago Ted: votefap
Hisparky: No, Ted, NO!
Chicago Ted: Hey, LC.
LC: WHY HALLO THAR BUTT SEXXXXX!
Kuzmen (EZS): http://downloadmoreram.net/
Kuzmen (EZS): makes ur comp run faster
Kuzmen (EZS): get 2 gb
Chicago Ted: razz
Kuzmen (EZS): seriously
Chicago Ted: biggrin
Chicago Ted: noes i downloads 2gbs of ram and i seen it, it told me my rams was durty and when i restart my personal com puter it would be clean and flie like superman on cocainz
Kuzmen (EZS): yea
Kuzmen (EZS): it cleans out the useless stuff
Chicago Ted: lol
Kuzmen (EZS): makes your comp a ******** race car
Weeds: Ted, you got tig ol' bitties.
Chicago Ted: Why, thank you!
Chicago Ted: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61
blakyoshi7: TURN OFF THE GAME CONSOLE RIGHT NOW
blakyoshi7: DO IT I AM YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER
Chicago Ted: *Turns game console off*
Chicago Ted: FISSION
Chicago Ted: MAILED!
blakyoshi7: PIME TARADOX
Chicago Ted: I've encountered some kind of cave demon. I...I don't think I'll be leaving this place alive
blakyoshi7: CRAB BATTLE!
Chicago Ted: Snake, are you feeling alright?
blakyoshi7: AUGH IT BROKE MY KNIFE
blakyoshi7: CRAB BATLLLLE
Chicago Ted: What? That's impossible!
Chicago Ted: OLIOLIOLIOLIOOOOO
blakyoshi7: Ugh, crab battle! Crab battle!
Chicago Ted: Stop saying that!
blakyoshi7: CRAB BATTLE!
Chicago Ted: hey guess what
blakyoshi7: what
Chicago Ted: i masturbate in your coffee
blakyoshi7: I don't drink coffee
Chicago Ted: GASP! PLOT TWIST
Chicago Ted: i don't either
blakyoshi7: SO WHO WAS COFFEE!?
Chicago Ted: what a twist!
Hobo: So, what's this Tokyo thing Squishy keeps asking me to download?
Chicago Ted: NeoTokyo? You should download it and play it with me and Squeak.
Hobo: But, Squeak's not on.
Chicago Ted: Then do it when he IS on.
Hobo: But when he's on I'll probably be asleep.
Chicago Ted: Then do it when he IS on and you ARE awake.
Hobo: Hmm...okay. OH s**t THERE'S A TOJO ATTACKIN MAH PROP!
Hobo: No, Don't eat that soda machine, zombies! It will ruin your appetite!
Chicago Ted: you see what i did there?
-=[TPG]squeak¤ŦΣ¤=-: no?
Chicago Ted: yes
-=[TPG]squeak¤ŦΣ¤=-: what you did there?
Chicago Ted: i don't know what i did there but don't play dumb with me. i know you saw what i did there and you shouldn't have seen what i did there when i did what i did
-=[TPG]squeak¤ŦΣ¤=-: i didnt see what you did there where i dont know what you did. and i know you know that i didnt see what you did there and i shouldn't have seen what you did and therefore i didn't see what you did about me not knowing and not seeing what you did there
Me: MANG, WHY IT BE CALLED FINAL FANTASY IF THEY KEEP MAKING ZE GAMES AND IT'S REALLY NOT FINAL?
Lord Awful: CAUS GAMZ LAWZ BE DIFRNT THEN IRL LAWZ DUHHHHHHHHHH YO
Someone on the FO2 message board: Cars are bigger on the inside than on the outside. (Either that or everyone in the future has mastered the secrets of the clown car!) After all, an average sized car will fit a super mutant, a deathclaw, and 4 guys in power armor, comfortably ... and still have room for a couple dogs if they decide to tag along.
???: LLOYENU!
Me and Squeak at the same time: SNARF?!
Avery: wanna play zps
Me: no
Me: i already played like five minutes ago
Me: wanna make out?
Avery: yes
Avery: if you were here
Me: OHHH BBY
Me: if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together <3
3:35 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: hey ted
3:35 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: lets play zps
3:35 AM - Chicago Ted: hey b***h ^_^
3:35 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: ho hi b***h
3:35 AM - Chicago Ted: <3
3:35 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: ^_^
3:35 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:35 AM - Chicago Ted: HUH?
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: huh?
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: huh
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: huh
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: huh
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: huh
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: huh
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: huh
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: huh
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: huh
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: huh
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: huh
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: huh
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: huh
3:36 AM - [DFH-1] dean winchester: huh
3:36 AM - Chicago Ted: RAWR!
10:43 PM - M.D. Geist: WHY DOES YOU NO PLAY ZPS NO MORE
10:43 PM - Khoas: i dont like it
10:44 PM - M.D. Geist: then why did you play it so much?
10:44 PM - M.D. Geist: sad
10:44 PM - Khoas: shut up!
10:44 PM - M.D. Geist: yessir
10:44 PM - Khoas: now..
10:44 PM - Khoas: suck me b***h! >=)
10:44 PM - M.D. Geist: no, i swear...i'm not that british gay
10:45 PM - Khoas: your a britsh that likes gays?
KcHappy: wat?!
Chicago Ted: :3
KcHappy: WHAT!?
KcHappy: HOQW
Chicago Ted: HOQW?
KcHappy: HOW
KcHappy: you can't even play it i thought!
Chicago Ted: hey baybay, i'm joining a game without you :3
KcHappy: lies
Chicago Ted: no lies
Chicago Ted: truths
KcHappy: lies
KcHappy: and slander
Chicago Ted: lol no
Chicago Ted: i'm playing right now
KcHappy: bull
Chicago Ted: then why would steam say i was playing l4d2?
KcHappy: i dunn
KcHappy is now Offline.
KcHappy is now Online.
Chicago Ted: still doesn't work?
KcHappy: noo
KcHappy: and youre a lying whore
Chicago Ted: D:
Chicago Ted: no i'm not
KcHappy: well you're lying
Chicago Ted: nuh uh
KcHappy: pics or its not happening
Chicago Ted: seriously? lol
KcHappy: yes
KcHappy: you just told me you cant play it on your computer
Chicago Ted: or can i?
KcHappy: you cant.
Chicago Ted: what if i just got my computer back just a little while ago?
KcHappy: nope
KcHappy is now Away.
KcHappy is now Online.
KcHappy: pics! NAO
KcHappy is now Offline.
KcHappy is now Online.
Chicago Ted: i don't has pics
KcHappy: WHY WONT IT UNLOCK?!
Chicago Ted: but dead center is pretty shweet so far
Chicago Ted: idk
KcHappy: ******** bull s**t
KcHappy: cant play because steam hasn't officially released it
Chicago Ted: D:
KcHappy: The following message was said by a Valve employee in the L4D2 group chat:
Quote:
mikeblas: We've found a crashing bug at the last moment.
mikeblas: We think it's fixed, but aren't sure, and are testing.
mikeblas: We'll release the game when we're sure we have a fix.
Chicago Ted: wtf, how am i able to play it, then?
KcHappy: you must not have encountered the problem
KcHappy: yet
KcHappy: but seriously
Chicago Ted: yet? D:
KcHappy: how are you even playing it?
Chicago Ted: uh, well I just beat a chargers face in with a frying pan as he smashed ellis into the ground
KcHappy: no i meant how are you able to play it outside of steam?
Chicago Ted: no idea
KcHappy: bs
KcHappy is now Offline.
KcHappy is now Online.
KcHappy is now Offline.
KcHappy is now Online.
KcHappy: YES
KcHappy: decrypting!
Chicago Ted: finally
Chicago Ted: now let me fill you in on a little secret
Chicago Ted: i wasn't actually playing
KcHappy: i knew it! homo
Chicago Ted: i just renamed pinball to left 4 dead 2
Chicago Ted: lol
KcHappy: i knew it!
Chicago Ted: i love you bby
KcHappy: <3 you too
Chicago Ted: <3
Slightly Slightly Slightly: you not cooking
Chicago Ted: sorry bby
Chicago Ted: i'll toss a fat cat on the skillet in a sec
Slightly Slightly Slightly: wat
Slightly Slightly Slightly: no
Slightly Slightly Slightly: Not the mew mew
♥ Chicago Ted ♥: happy birthday, bro of the female variety~!
|FP| LimeNinja biggrin [UK]: hurr thanks
|FP| LimeNinja biggrin [UK]: my bro got me a new mouse
|FP| LimeNinja biggrin [UK]: biggrin
|FP| LimeNinja biggrin [UK]: A wireless one
|FP| LimeNinja biggrin [UK]: and a better one than my old one
|FP| LimeNinja biggrin [UK]: MUCH better
|FP| LimeNinja biggrin [UK]: this new mouse is brilliant
♥ Chicago Ted ♥: yiff in hell furfag
-SN-§P¦dà☻M•nKeY-SN-: any specail hoe you got on yo d**k?
-SN-§P¦dà☻M•nKeY-SN-: or not at the moment
♥ Chicago Ted ♥: actually i have a girlfriend yes
♥ Chicago Ted ♥: my hoe, *****,
♥ Chicago Ted ♥: is like as sexy as yo mama almost
-SN-§P¦dà☻M•nKeY-SN-: OH s**t NIGGUH
-SN-§P¦dà☻M•nKeY-SN-: daaaim
♥ Chicago Ted ♥: inorite?
-SN-§P¦dà☻M•nKeY-SN-: hotter then mah moma
-SN-§P¦dà☻M•nKeY-SN-: thats hard yo
-SN-§P¦dà☻M•nKeY-SN-: but i like it
-SN-§P¦dà☻M•nKeY-SN-: got a boner yo brb gota masturbait
-SN-§P¦dà☻M•nKeY-SN-: I MEANT
-SN-§P¦dà☻M•nKeY-SN-: Masturbait
-SN-§P¦dà☻M•nKeY-SN-: I MEANT
-SN-§P¦dà☻M•nKeY-SN-: ******** YOU BRB
Ugh. Imagine a world where no one would have to live under the tyranny of sleep mode. No more accidentally hitting the sleep mode button when you really mean to hit esc to skip the dialogue in The Longest Journey because the voice actors are annoying and talk too slow, so you would have already read the text long before they finish talking. No more messing up whatever program your using at the time and no more BSODs when you finally get out of sleep mode after 5 minutes. It would be a better world for all.
It would also be good not to have the godforsaken thing RIGHT next to the esc button. razz
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