20 WAYS TO GET KIQKD OUT OF WAL-MART 1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters. 18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.." 19. Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!" 20. Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
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and no, weather in the winter up here is usually a constant 5F to -4F (assuming the numebers you used were Fahrenheit.
so how has life been going for you?
and hope the july halloween goes well razz
and yeah i guess you have a point, but at the end there, is it not more fun to do it on a random day and see if you can get candy? xD
and Freddy Kruger, you better remember to try and claw everyone you see while you can xD
what makes this your favorite holiday?
I have been doing pretty good, school is starting to get to me though with my stupidly hard schedual this year but other than that everything is awesome.
as for what i am going to be, well i was going to be Marylin Monroe but my sister kept delaying getting me my costume and i work so i can't get it myself so since it is the night before now i can't get the costume, thus i have to be a preacher for a religion i made up in grade 9, only problem is my DVD is with my friend so hopefully he brings it with him tomorrow xP