A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his moms bedroom & saw her rubbin her body & moanin "i need a man, i need a man!" over the next couple of months he saw her doin this several times. 1day he came home from school & heard her moanin. when he peeked in2 her bedroom he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran in2 his room took off his clothes threw himself on his bed started stroking himself & moanin "ohh i need a bike, i need a bike!"
A new teacher was tryin 2 make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by sayin, "every1 who thinks ur stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do u think ur stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but i hate 2 c u standin there all by urself!"
HEY SEXXII....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ....!!!...........PRAYING FOR THE NEW Jordan's I SAW THE OTHER DAY...MAN DEM THANGZ HELLA FIRE..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WUT U THINKIN BOUT WEN U WAS READIN DIS....SEND DIS 2 ALL DA SEXII PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? I BETTER C DIS COMMENT IN MA PROFILE! IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR CUTE! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOUR HOT! IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU ******** SEXI!!
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A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his moms bedroom & saw her rubbin her body & moanin "i need a man, i need a man!" over the next couple of months he saw her doin this several times. 1day he came home from school & heard her moanin. when he peeked in2 her bedroom he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran in2 his room took off his clothes threw himself on his bed started stroking himself & moanin "ohh i need a bike, i need a bike!"