For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack s**t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack s**t? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack s**t is the only son of Awe s**t who married O s**t, the owners of Knee Deep N s**t Inc. In turn Jack s**t married Noe s**t. The couple had 6 children: Holie s**t, Giva s**t, Fulla s**t, Bull s**t, and the twins Deep s**t and Dip s**t. Deep s**t married Dumb s**t, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe s**t got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe s**t Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip s**t married Lota s**t & had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken s**t. Fulla s**t & Giva s**t married the Happens brothers & had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the s**t-Happens wedding. Bull s**t traveled the world & returned home with an italian bride

Pisa s**t. So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack s**t......Keep dis s**t go'n