I rock peas on my head but don�t call me a pea head.
Beas on my head but don�t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee�s on my head but don�t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
�I hate myself.�
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it�s my show you can�t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.
So yo I gotta go, it�s time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it�s my show I�m Andy Milonakis.
It�s my show I�m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It�s my show I�m Andy Milonakis.