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'Starting now, when life gives me lemons, I’m going to slice them up into wedges and throw them into vodka tonics, which I will then sip in a burlesque night club, that I co-own with actor Te Diggs and two of the Pussy Cat Dolls.'

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The Salacious Queen

Report | 07/19/2013 4:54 pm

The Salacious Queen

smiles are always good. glad to be of service. c;
Lamica

Report | 06/12/2013 4:01 pm

Lamica

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rofl
Lamica

Report | 05/23/2013 8:41 am

Lamica

Salty is the Pirate word for 'wise', 'experienced', or just because of the time spent at sea smile
Lamica

Report | 05/20/2013 6:14 pm

Lamica

All is quiet when suddenly...

Ba-KOOSH!!

...

"PIIIRATES!!!!" The shrill voice of her quartermaster echoes into the night.

Vita Grotesk barely has time to stir from her desk where her night cap of rum and Jamaican weed eagerly await her indulgence before a dark looming figure swings into the oversized round port window.

She lands with a simple 'clack clack' of her heels, her black tail whipping about in a playful manner. Her hat encompasses her whole head, and in this downward facing position like performing a curtsy it is impossible to even see her hair.

She stands all at once, her bust is the one thing Vita can't remove her eyes from, then the borage of medals and golden pins and fine crimson stitching of her Captains coat. The Black Curls seem to envelope her lightly tanned milky skin around her face. Her ears appear to be slightly pointed...her eyes a blazing Blood Chocolate...her lips a shimmering pinkish glaze at the rapture of taking another ship...

She had a Gaian forged Flint Lock pistol which pre-dated Sentinel herself, her Silver Rapier glistened in the glow of the oil lantern that gasped for life on Vita's desk.

Tales had been told to her about this malicious Pirate Captain that towered before her at a full 5'7" in those Silver trimmed boots...

But she was all too familiar with this Pirate Captain...

Monkey B. Bones, a.k.a. Lamica

"AVAST ye salty Lassie!! I know not what the Chaos Keys be fer, all's I know's I'm out te collect 'em all an the only way I seem te get 'em back is te send 'em first!!! YAAAAAR...Uh...is that Jamaican Rum and Weed me Beauty?? eek M...may I partake?"

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Savage Royal

Report | 05/06/2013 5:13 pm

Savage Royal

They even make broken bones feel okay o 3o
Savage Royal

Report | 05/06/2013 5:11 pm

Savage Royal

rofl rofl rofl
Well I love seeing me with big avi tits o Ao
Savage Royal

Report | 05/06/2013 5:05 pm

Savage Royal

Hahahaha I liked that art razz
Savage Royal

Report | 04/07/2013 1:02 pm

Savage Royal

lol burning_eyes
Savage Royal

Report | 04/07/2013 12:43 pm

Savage Royal

Oh it could happen xd
Savage Royal

Report | 04/07/2013 12:39 pm

Savage Royal

Oh thanks. Saw the items and I was like "Damn you know i'll break that I don't wear BG's thing"