AboutI'm an aspiring novelist and short story writer. Since most of my inspirations come from reading things that hurt my head almost as much as the next guy (stupid classic literature filled with all things gay!), I sometimes overcomplicate not only the stories I write, but also my way of thinking. Either that or my brain goes totally blank. It's scarier than you think. eek
I have a love for all things cute in a creepy way, like button-eyed voodoo dolls that most sane people would back away from.
I'm not against gay people, as long as they keep their hands from wandering too much AND they realize when enough is enough. I have a gay friend who bugs me with his obsession on his 'best guy friend', and honestly, I could've lived a less disturbing life.
So, there you go. Hooray for freedom of expression!
And always remember: Spam is meant to be eaten after being burnt to a crisp with flames.
FEAR THE ALMIGHTY SPORK!!! (It's a spork, but how do you know it's not really a foon?)