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I suppose the best place to start is my name. My name is Audrianna. I am a Lupine, though I am more commonly known as werewolf to the human populace. I am young, only 17 years of age. I was charged with treason: conspiring to kill our Alpha, Nathaniel. The charge was a valid one, though the punishment was harsher than what would normally have been delt. Normally the sentence for treason was banishment from the pack and its hunting ground; execution upon return. I, however, had been sentenced to death because of the information I held. Now I was on the run, having only just barely escaped my own exicution.

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weezyoutlandish

Report | 08/16/2009 6:57 am

weezyoutlandish

copy then paste this to 10 people then press F5 and F9 at the SAME TIME you will get 100,000 GOLD it really WORKS TRUST ME!!would you want 100,000 gold?if you do then DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Carpathians_Dark_Desire

Report | 06/18/2009 5:45 pm

Carpathians_Dark_Desire

im ok how r u?
o0HersheyKiss0o

Report | 06/08/2009 1:50 pm

o0HersheyKiss0o

cool lets stay in reach this time my email is dragons5534@gmail.com plz email a lot + did you read the America comment yet crazy huh but sooo true see ya!!!
Leprechaun_Sean

Report | 06/05/2009 9:56 pm

Leprechaun_Sean

There's a fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes. He sits on my bed and likes to pull pranks. I really wanna take a lead pipe to it's head.
Leprechaun_Sean

Report | 06/03/2009 3:02 pm

Leprechaun_Sean

Idk
Leprechaun_Sean

Report | 06/02/2009 8:39 pm

Leprechaun_Sean

........hey what's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
Leprechaun_Sean

Report | 06/02/2009 8:24 pm

Leprechaun_Sean

me neither
o0HersheyKiss0o

Report | 05/26/2009 6:00 pm

o0HersheyKiss0o

this may be carzy but its true!





1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.


2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.


3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.


8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'


10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER


1.Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


2.Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


3.Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


4.Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


5.Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?


6.Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click start?


7.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


8.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


9.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


10.Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


11.Why do cows fly on GoofyAuctions.com but the cheese is green?


12.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?


13.Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


14.Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


15.You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??


16.Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


17.Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


18.If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


19.If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:


1.On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).


2.On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?


3.On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)


4.On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).


5.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!


6.On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)


7.On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)


8.On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)


9.On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)


10.On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)


11.On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)


12.On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)


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o0HersheyKiss0o

Report | 05/26/2009 5:29 pm

o0HersheyKiss0o

thx yours too!!
o0HersheyKiss0o

Report | 05/26/2009 5:27 pm

o0HersheyKiss0o

good ive been on vacation forever sorry still my friend right?