Nice to meet you, I'm Jerry.

In the morning, my hair is a stand-up comedy. It's bedhead. Sex hair. Plumage.
I purposely wash it before I go to sleep to get it that way.

Make me happy by sending me engraved things. I collect 'em.
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I don't like scrolling, so I made my profile scroll-free. (:

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