Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/MrsTrue friends: Call your parents DAD/MOMFake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"Fake friends: Never seen you cry.True friends: Cry with you.Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.True friends: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.Fake friends: Know a few things about you.True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"Fake friends: Are for a while.True friends: Are for life.Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "B***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."Fake friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.True friends: Will knock them the f**k out.Fake friends: Will read this.True friends: Will steal this, just like I did
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Vannella Marbles :3
I'm on that one more often
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LOL
WE ARE TRUE "BFFS".
WE RIDE TOGETHER.
WE DIE TOGETHER.
Send this gun to everyone you care about, including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get at least 10 you are a true "BFF