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Sticks and stones may br-CRAP he's got a shotgun! RUN AWAY!! TO WHERE? F*****G NARNIA!!!!!! CAN WE PANIC NOW? NO! WE HAVE TO BE AT A DISCO OR IT WON'T WORK!!! OMG IT'S JACOBY SHADDIX! *FAINTS* WAKE UP!!!! WE NEED TO RUN TO NARNIA!!! QUICK IN THE CLOSET!!!

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Last Login: 07/12/2011 2:46 pm

Birthday: 04/09

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Name: Alli, Allison, Pansy (long story) Pinkie (another long story) Fairy s**t (yet another long story), Zippy (longer story), Weso (longest story).


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Lyrics to my favorite song!

Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through check point A
But not through check point B
Thats when I got shot in the a**
By the US military

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins
The Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs. Jingle bombs
US soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
Is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man,
But every time I cough,
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenient store night clerk

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Dont laugh at me because I’m dead
Or Ill kill you

I KILL YOUOUOU!


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TEAM Spencer Effing Smith



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Some of my favorite songs for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkw4jhDE1eQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdItwaLrv1U&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1kILYREp_0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QU6V5geuzg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryfIqRvLXt0

More will be up later. PM me if you want me to hurry up and add more or add urls for songs you think I should have up here.


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JEEZUM CROW!

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hockeychick1996 Report | 01/20/2010 2:31 pm
hockeychick1996
hi allison what is up
xXMusic-Feeds-My-Soul94Xx Report | 12/10/2009 4:45 pm
xXMusic-Feeds-My-Soul94Xx
oh s**t..
srry....
forgot who this was...
xXMusic-Feeds-My-Soul94Xx Report | 12/10/2009 4:41 pm
xXMusic-Feeds-My-Soul94Xx
Hey!
idk if u remember me but...
im bak on Gaia!
rmsteph Report | 06/25/2009 2:59 pm
rmsteph
Good luck on the dream avi!
rmsteph Report | 06/25/2009 2:55 pm
rmsteph
Thanks for buying!
chickybabe chan Report | 02/19/2009 2:15 pm
chickybabe chan
thanx for buying the red octopus..enjoy and please come again!!
Jangetta Report | 02/18/2009 6:27 pm
Jangetta
okay i will try
Jangetta Report | 02/18/2009 6:22 pm
Jangetta
okay then
Jangetta Report | 02/18/2009 6:18 pm
Jangetta
oh god....do i have to?
Jangetta Report | 02/18/2009 6:05 pm
Jangetta
how was it?
 
 
 
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WiLl YoU StIlL cAlL mE sUpErMaN?

I left my body somewhere in the sands of time.

Be my kryptonite.

And I feel like A hero!

You're gonna need a body bag! I'll break bone you didn't know you had. When I'm done there will be nothing left of you for your friends to hold onto when they find you cold and blue face doen in a parking lot.

A daydream spills from my corked head Breaks free of my wooden neck Left to nod over sleeping waves Like bobbing bait for bathing cod Floating flocks of candled swans Slowly drift across wax ponds The men all played along to marching drums And boy did they have fun behind the sea They sang So our matching legs are marching clocks And were all too small to talk to god Yes were all too smart to talk to god Toast the fine folks casting silver crumbs To us from the dock. Jinxed things ringing as they leak Through tiny cracks in the boardwalk. Scarecrow now its time to hatch Sprouting suns and ageless daughters. Dont you know that Those watermelon smiles just cant ripen underwater Just cant ripen underwater The men all played along to marching drums And boy did they have fun behind the sea They sang So our matching legs are marching clocks And were all too small to talk to god Yeah, were all too smart to talk to god Oh were all too smart to talk to god Legs of wood waves waves of wooden legs

A big black horse and a cherry tree.