Why hello there!
I'm a rather titchy lass from the land of Wales. No, I don't live in a giant whale. Believe it or not, Wales is a country. Y'know. That teeny-weeny little country stuck next to England. Yeah! That place!
Now then, you know that town? Yeah, that town. I live in that street next to the shop, and if you go down the street, you should see a big white house with a red door and a swing in the front garden. I don't live there. You're standing outside someone else's door, you pervert.
My Retarded Thoughts
b***h be tripping balls!
Here lies the peculiar thoughts that reside deep in my brain.