I'm the Kind of Girl
who [laughs] at a joke three times:
Once, when the joke is [told]
Once when its [explained] to me and
5 minutes [later] when i finally get it
So there's this thing called RETARDED-NESS
well me and my buds. We've gone pro.
Sweetie, you're so fake, you make [[barbie]] look real.
Life was so much easier when boys had cooties.
She's the type of girl who can be so hurt but look at you and smile.
The type of girl who is willing to brighten up your day when you can't brighten her own.
I wish i was six again, the only drama then, was if you didn't share your crayons.
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
Your my experimental game
Sexy Can I? Cause I'm a Flirt. I got No Air Cause I kissed a girl. So i'll stickwityou. If we were a movie i would be head over heels.Take a bow and Check on it. Don't cha Fall to pieces Girlfriend. I'm Leavin' cause I'm a Show Stopper. So what Baby it's you.
I'm ugly cause i don't look like you.
I'm fat cause i'm not as skinny as a stick.
I'm stupid cause i need help sometimes.
Im a loser cause i don't give into peer pessure.
I'm dumb cause i disagree.
I'm not popular cause i have My own opinion.
Don't tell me who i am.
Tell me who your NOT.
Judge me, & i'll prove you wrong. tell me what to do, and i'll tell you off. Say i'm not worth it and watch were i end up. Call me a b***h and i'll show you one. Screw me over and i'll do it to you twice as bad.Call me crazy
but you have NO idea.
Your Best Color: Bright red
Your Best Friend: Up-for-anything Sagittarius Your Perfect Match: Adoring and romantic Libra Your zodiac symbol, the Ram, represents the way you charge headfirst into everything! You've got a can-do attitude--so you never take "No!" for an answer. Sometimes your direct approach makes people think you're looking for a fight--they don't realize that you simply like to resolve conflicts quickly (and sometimes, loudly)! Once you've said your piece, though, you forgive and forget in a snap. You never leave anybody guessing about your feelings for them--and that's what people love most about you--your honesty.Your strengths: Your career should honor your need for variety, and allow you to use your talent for making quick decisions. You could be a sharp-eyed buyer for a store, or a newspaper reporter.Your relationships: You like to hang out with people who don't take too long to get the point of a conversation, but from time to time, you need to stop and smell the roses. Okay, so patience isn't your strong point, but the way you keep life moving makes it interesting for everybody! Look for friends and guys who can point out the little things you might otherwise miss.
Whoa, I never meant to brag
But, I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But god does it feel so good,
Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would
& maybe the truth is
there's a little bit of loser in all of us, ya
know? Being happy isn't having everything
in your life be perfect. [x] Maybe it's about
stringing together all the little things, like
wearing these pants, or getting to a new
level of Dragon's Lair. Making those [count]
for more than the bad stuff. Maybe we just
get through it, and that's all we can ask for.
-the sisterhood of the traveling pants
And If I told you
I trip over my own feet, and am terrified of the dark
I can't stand horror movies.
I sing into my hair brush And can get hyper off air,
I talk way to fast and laugh when i am nervous.
i love watching spongebob squarepants
and If I told you that would you look me in the eye and honestly
believe that i love you?
Me and my friends:
We laugh so hard we pee our pants
We laugh at something in silence that happened yesterday
When we are together nothing makes sense at all
We are complete idiots
I'm not that perfect girl
my hair doesn't always stay in its place
i'm pretty clumsy and talk way to fast
when i take a step back
take it all in
i realized how truly amazing my life is
that maybe..... just maybe
i like being
Doing stupid things is my way of making my life interesting.
-Some people are like Slinkys, not good for much but still brings a smile to your face when it is push down a flight of stairs.
-Be optimistic everyone you hate will die someday
-Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
-Half the people you know are below average.
-Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
-OK, so what's the speed of dark?
-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
YOU KNOW THOSE GIRLS
The Ones Who Are Always Happy. The Ones Who Dont Get Embarrased Because Thats Just Who They Are. Tho Ones That Hear Your Insults And Say Thank You Adn Keep Doing What Theyre Doing. The Ones Who Are Best Friends With Everyone Untill They Have A Reason Not To Be. The Ones Who Dont Care What The World Think Of Them. The Ones Who Laugh At Everything, Even If Its Not Funny. The Ones Who Dont Shy Away From The Spotlight, But Instead Jump Right Into It. Yeah Im...
ONE OF THOSE GIRLS
BUT I LIKE IT :]
calling somebody else fat won't
make you any skinnier. calling
someone stupid doesn't make
you any smarter. & and ruining
Regina George's life definitely
didn't make me any happier. all
you can do in life is try to solve
the problem in front of you