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Biography
Ultra Mega Macho Man was never supposed to be a superhero. It was a mistake in the operation. Nevertheless, he takes his superhero-ness very important-like. Unlike most superheros, he can't fly, even though he wears a cape. Instead, he holds his hands up in the Macho position, and Grape Vines everywhere. It might not be as fast as Superman or Gaiaman, but he eventually gets there.
Attacks
Ultra Mega Macho Man's best (and only) attack is the Ultra Seizure. Again, it was never supposed to be an attack in the first place, but since Ultra Mega Macho Man has a bad case of epilepsy, whenever he sees a villain, he has a seizure. Thus, creeping the Supervillain out so he or she runs away.
Alter Ego
Ultra Mega Macho Man's alter ego is a nerdy guy named Jake Mansend. He was chosen for an operation out of all the other kids in his grade (Freshman in college) because he was the one that they would miss the least. The Doctors came in and took out his lower intestines, just to see what would happen. To their surprise, Jake Mansend turned into Ultra Mega Macho Man, right before their very eyes.
Clothes
Ultra Mega Macho Man's outfit is very much like a normal street outfit, except he is wearing a bright red cape with the letters UMMMM on the back.
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