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~ucanthandletheSEXY~

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Last Login: 07/02/2010 8:36 pm

Registered: 09/05/2006

Gender: Female

Location: Kearny, NJ

Birthday: 02/29/1992

Yo Homies!!

HeY!!!! Im ~ucanthandletheSEXY~ u can call me Colleen. Im 14 years old in the 9th grade love Basketball and there isnt much more to say! coment or pm me BYEZ

This is soooooo funny!!!

Kissing Is A Habit
******** Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A b*****d
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

Sex is evil
Evil is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.

these i didnt make up but they r soooooo funny

For all the RAP lover out there...
RAP Stands For
Retarded

a**

Poetry
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NOT MY REAL LIFE! (most of it)

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Smith_93 Report | 07/06/2008 10:50 pm: hey colleen this is evan, idk y but i started a new one of these so if u still remeber me add me
Mr.Stix Report | 09/22/2007 8:36 pm: :3
Mr.Stix Report | 09/22/2007 4:14 am: i no^^
endless_summer88 Report | 09/16/2007 6:20 pm: no cause it probably smells bad like you!
Mr.Stix Report | 09/15/2007 6:43 pm: GAH!!!!
endless_summer88 Report | 09/02/2007 1:55 pm: did you change your hair color? cuz its blue. my hair was blue first... you copycat
Mr.Stix Report | 08/21/2007 4:19 pm: yup, same here
Mr.Stix Report | 08/19/2007 6:55 pm: lol nuthin ever happens
Mr.Stix Report | 08/09/2007 5:17 pm: nuthin, wat bout u?
Mr.Stix Report | 08/08/2007 10:40 pm: yes u r :3