That's all you need to know.
And that's all you'll call me.
I'm weird, goofy, and I love music.
I'm an artist, but I'm not that great.
I like to write, but I'm not that great.
I'm a singer in a metal band, but I think I sound like dog s**t.
I'm fat, and okay with that.
I'm a pretty nice guy, so don't ******** with me and we'll get along just fine.
Also, I have a beard,