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A bit of a duck face I'm afraid! sweatdrop



If you'd like to get to know me, please feel free to PM me!!! I LOVE PM's! Especially extremely random ones ^^ ok, buh bye! Hope to hear from you! <3


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!!!!JOKES!!!!
Each day a college professor starts his class off with a dirty joke, usually derogatory towards women.

Well one day all the women in the class decide that the next time he does it, they're just gonna get up and leave the class, in protest, without saying anything. A male student overhears them planning this, and notifies the teacher.

Sure enough, he opens the next class with, "Did you hear about the shortage of whores in Russia?" And sure enough all the females get up and hurry to the door to leave.

The professor shouts, "Wait! The boat doesn't leave 'till Monday!"


A girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
By now irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".


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Bunny-Lolita-Chan Report | 02/09/2012 11:07 pm
Bunny-Lolita-Chan
Hmm sounds interesting but I dont have a whole lot of spare time to play something like that. gonk
Bunny-Lolita-Chan Report | 02/02/2012 9:52 pm
Bunny-Lolita-Chan
Everyone is! What kind of game is it? And what systems is it for?
Bunny-Lolita-Chan Report | 02/01/2012 11:34 pm
Bunny-Lolita-Chan
Hey Princess! heart
How have you been? I am playing that new skyward sword zelda game and its pretty darn fun! Its got a completely different storyline, and the art is very different, but I like it!
darkreinji Report | 12/30/2011 10:17 pm
darkreinji
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1991CMLOVER7 Report | 12/22/2011 9:48 pm
1991CMLOVER7
thanks for the lovely comment. i changed my signature to catwoman from TDKR because i love Anne Hathaway!
OmniBlackHat Report | 12/22/2011 1:32 pm
OmniBlackHat
Lol awesome!
OmniBlackHat Report | 12/21/2011 10:25 pm
OmniBlackHat
Roflmao. Lol what kind of teacher you wanna be?
OmniBlackHat Report | 12/21/2011 5:19 pm
OmniBlackHat
4 Years. Lol
OmniBlackHat Report | 12/21/2011 4:54 pm
OmniBlackHat
GASP! You stock me!!! Lol
Yes I do
OmniBlackHat Report | 12/21/2011 4:11 pm
OmniBlackHat
You've heard correctly lol

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