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xHigh School Musicalx
xPeople who can't Tolerate Othersx
xPeople who Judgex
Each day a college professor starts his class off with a dirty joke, usually derogatory towards women.
Well one day all the women in the class decide that the next time he does it, they're just gonna get up and leave the class, in protest, without saying anything. A male student overhears them planning this, and notifies the teacher.
Sure enough, he opens the next class with, "Did you hear about the shortage of whores in Russia?" And sure enough all the females get up and hurry to the door to leave.
The professor shouts, "Wait! The boat doesn't leave 'till Monday!"
A girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
By now irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".