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Last Login: 05/28/2011 8:25 pm

Registered: 07/23/2008

Gender: Male

Location: twilight realm

Birthday: 01/25

Occupation: jalster/swords man, part time drawin

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I distroied evry thing i luv on Janualy 25, 1992 im now 18 and short fused and short tempered i like evrything and anything that has to do with the midevil age and my life stood still when my father died to those that dont know me im a loner but to those who do know me i speak to them im a pyromaniac and hav a luv for dragons and anime and 4 those who like to talk s**t and smack bout me and any1 i know prepare 4 a world of hurt

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.


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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

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What type of Fae are you?

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in

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lil_Aznboy_01 Report | 11/24/2011 9:09 am
lil_Aznboy_01
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zuki379 Report | 12/18/2010 5:16 pm
zuki379
Hey how have you been !?
desinit spirare Report | 08/23/2010 4:21 pm
desinit spirare
ya i know. i was like...WHAT???
desinit spirare Report | 08/20/2010 7:12 pm
desinit spirare
ok ya know whats creepy? my old avi is online and i dont know who it is now..
desinit spirare Report | 08/01/2010 7:56 pm
desinit spirare
lol guess what? im going to texas this weekend probably lol i plan to hang with family and windowshop with my cousin.
desinit spirare Report | 07/30/2010 2:51 pm
desinit spirare
ewww math talk2hand
desinit spirare Report | 07/27/2010 3:15 pm
desinit spirare
haha nice. what classes do you take?
desinit spirare Report | 07/24/2010 5:27 pm
desinit spirare
lol so how's your college stuff goin? i hear its pretty hot in texas. =.=
desinit spirare Report | 07/21/2010 11:11 am
desinit spirare
i know! my ma finally bought more cheese though so it's all good now. guess what? i'm being in a pepsi commercial! a contest one at least. lol 3nodding
desinit spirare Report | 07/19/2010 8:31 pm
desinit spirare
well i had to eat a cheeseburger w/o cheese which is the nastiest thing evah!

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