My dear brother,
I do believe it tiz your BIRTHDAY today. So I must tell you HAPPY BIRTHDAY. In all caps, because if it wasn't in all caps it wouldn't mean as much. P.S.This took me a REALLY long time to type cuz i'm dyslexic and kept switching words around.
Well.. that MAY have given you a hint. But i KNOW there's deep dark secret hidden somewhere in this mystery... you MUST've had help guessing! SOMEONE STALKED ME! *gasp*
Impossible. My owl city profile's too awesome to be stalked... haha