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Sup playas!!
this is a lie (98% of teenagers would cry if Hanna Montana was standing on the edge of a bridge ready to kill herself post this in your profile if your the 2% yelling "Jump b***h!" 60% will be yelling and 40% will be cryin
Im da cool guy around here. im zack majic and im betta than u. pity da foo!! written by urs truly, ZaCk MaJIc
About TO DO AT WAL-MART~1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in <a title="Powered by Text-Enhance" id="_GPLITA_0" style="text-decoration:underline" href="#" in_rurl="http://www.textsrv.com/click?v=VVM6MTQyNTI6NjgwOmVsZWN0cm9uaWNzOjkzMTM1OTU3MWU5MTNkYzZjYzk1ZDZiZDE0ZTI2OWQ1OnotMTA2My0xNTIyNDp3d3cuZ2FpYW9ubGluZS5jb20=">Electronics</a> to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can <a title="Powered by Text-Enhance" id="_GPLITA_1" style="text-decoration:underline" href="#" in_rurl="http://www.textsrv.com/click?v=VVM6MTMyMzc6NDpoZWxwOmM0MjBjYWQwNGFlZDY2NmE1YzY2OTJiNjAxM2E0MGE0OnotMTA2My0xNTIyNDp3d3cuZ2FpYW9ubGluZS5jb20=">help</a> you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.12. In the <a title="Powered by Text-Enhance" id="_GPLITA_1" style="text-decoration:underline" href="#" in_rurl="http://www.textsrv.com/click?v=VVM6OTI4OTo0OmF1dG86NzAzYzUzMjk3YjJhYmQ4NzU3ZmQyMWQzZGM0MzdiNDk6ei0xMDYzLTEwNjMxOnd3dy5nYWlhb25saW5lLmNvbQ==">auto</a> department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. Hide in a <a title="Powered by Text-Enhance" id="_GPLITA_0" style="text-decoration:underline" href="#" in_rurl="http://www.textsrv.com/click?v=VVM6MTU1NTg6MTIwMTpjbG90aGluZyByYWNrOjU2NzBkMGZhNDAzNmY5MGE5MjExZDEyMTE4YThhNDJjOnotMTA2My0xNTIyNDp3d3cuZ2FpYW9ubGluZS5jb20=">clothing rack</a> and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
im master spartan cheif's twin he found in hollywood.Heh heh heh.
Modern Warfare 2 Fan, thats me!! ha ha
yea, thats right, im a sk8r. deal wit dat lady chemical! zack majic, if ur readin dis, get a sk8 board (world industries kind) and go do some kick flips and no complies.
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But they're not tight unless you get a size that's too small for you.
biggrin LOL AND DONT LIE!! you know you stalk ppl you even tell me!! biggrin
wink lol and its not talkin cool its bein stupid and excuse me? Me overweight? YA RIGHT lol i am not overweight mr profile stalker wink
And i think you got it wrong: Your jealouse of my Sexyness
heart IM sexy and you know it heart