Birthday: 03/09
"Never grow up. Growing up doesn't make you smarter or wiser, it just makes you old."-Mel Brooks.
"Your mom's a saxophone!"
"Your mom's a tenor saxophone!"
"Your mom's a barri saxophone!"
"Your mom's a clarinet!"
"Your mom's a piccolo!"
"Your mom's a trumpet!"
"Your mom's a OBOE!"
"Your mom's a viola!"
"Oh I see, strings...well Your mom's a piano!"
"Your mom's an electric keyboard!"
"Your mom's a marching band"
"Your mom's a one-man-band!"
"Isn't that what I said?"
"No, you said marching band...quite a difference."
"Oh...I guess that means you win."
Charmanders are red.
Squirtles are blue.
If you were a Pokemon,
I'd choose you.
Your smile is stronger
than a hyperbeam.
Like Jesse and James,
we'd make the perfect Team.
I'll stay by your side
like Pikachu and Ash.
And I'll love you more
than a level 80 Rapidash.
You're more legendary
than a Zapdos, Entei,or Mew.
But out of all the 150,
I choose you.
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I knoooooooow!!! lol! Isn't that pic hilarious!!!! I DIIIIED when I first read that!!