AboutFake friends: Never ask for food.
True Friends: are the reasons you have no food.
Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True Friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
Fake Friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
True Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we f****d up ... but that s**t was fun!"
Fake Friends: never seen you cry.
True Friends: cry with you
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True Friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
True Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True Friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door.
True Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake Friends: Are for a while.
True Friends: Are for life.
Fake Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
True Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." Fake Friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
True Friends: Will knock them the f**k out
Fake Friends: Will read this.
True friends: Will steal this