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Birthday: 10/06



I like turtles,
I like short sparatic walks on the beach...
mostly because I'm an asthmatic and I'll need my inhaler every two yards.
I like fluorescent lit dinners, because candle lit is too much of a fire hazard...
I also like long conversations a safe distance from the furnace...mostly because there's a possibility my ridiculously sensitive pale skin might char.
I'm also a ginger.

Tofu Squid is the cause of every relationship failure.. i mean compare any man or woman to the squid even for a second and you will make the call to break it off..It was so written: ... for you knoweth of thy greater squidly being and you shall forever lay in wait for its many tentacled gaze to fall upon you in all its inky glory... "Squidianthians 18:74"


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Wounded Huntress Report | 07/30/2012 12:33 pm
Wounded Huntress
So I just happened to "stumble" upon this profile and...

LMAO, SQUIDIANTHIANS 18:74!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD *rofl*

Good one. ;D
Power Armor Felix Report | 12/28/2011 11:17 am
Power Armor Felix
Believe it or not, a weird About Me can get you more bites than one that just sticks to the facts. One of my hobbies is producing eccentric Craigslist platonic ads--just by being odd I seem to attract more interesting people.
Power Armor Felix Report | 12/28/2011 10:48 am
Power Armor Felix
Your profile seems like just the right activity level for dating xd
tofusquid Report | 12/28/2011 1:46 am
tofusquid Report | 12/28/2011 1:08 am
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