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And keep in mind while you're reading this that I am a guy, not a girl, contrary to what most of the results show in their pix.


The satisfied - The desireless
Not greedy by nature, the Satisfied knows of what they have achieved and earned, and feels content with that. Materialistic impulses happen rarely, if ever, and they don't value possessions and trends nearly as much as most do. The Satisfied usually have a calm personality and tend to be full of care, whether they are open with it or not. Of course they can be selfish, but their selfless nature proceeds that by far.
Downsides are that the Satisfied may be taken advantage of, in the likes of favours per se. It is in their nature to help, and they can be big push-overs when it's about injustice towards themselves. Also, since they don't want to bother their peers and close ones, they keep most of their problems inside. If this builds up they may start to suffer in silence, a completely unnecessary act.
Because they have a hard time to say no, and since people may use them, with time the Satisfied could grow hateful and distrusting. However, it appears now, that they are not. They reckon that some people are bad news and stay away from them. They stay with their own group of trusted people instead. As the Satisfied's name implies, they don't seem to have any dreams or goals. That is a perception not quite true. As any other human being, they do have them. But the difference is, that the Satisfied are content with their life even if the dream would not come true.
Quote:"It is not length of life, but depth of life." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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~*~Result nr 8~*~

Your power is: Extreme healing powers
Explanation: When injured your body focuses on the wound and heals rapidly, within a few seconds. This makes you pretty much hard to kill and you can help people in danger using yourself as a shield. Almost anything is possible in combat but you prefer looking after others. In bad purposes you can do the same as above but for evil intentions.
This power fits you pretty good since you want to help those around you, and when you are pretty much unstopable, that's not an obsticle. You are caring and nurturing and are more a pascifist. Even if you know there are much unfairness in the world you still chose to see from a positive angle because you belive in the good of this world. You are probably friendly and have a soft spot for people who are not accepted. Though to others you come of as naive and gullible. You could be taken advantagde of if the wrong person comes around. Even if you could be seen as pure, you are not that completely since you're human and make mistakes too.
Negative aspects: If your naiveness has been making you blind for too long you could go into dark thinking.

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Your element is Water. You have a calm aura around you and are in tune with the world around. You observe it but rarely interfere. Because of your shy and timid nature you will not have so many friends in your life. But then again, large crowds aren't your thing anyway. You are comfortable on your own and are reserved to others who you don't know or know very little of. You know everyone out there does not want to be your friend, and knowing that is good. However, people who don't know you that well thinks that you are cold and distant since you don't want to talk to them. Although you mean no harm, you can't always be perfectly understood in the world. No one can. Life in general are you quite serene with even if there are some things you don't like. Your love-life is not so full of boys/girls, but if you flirted more with the ones you were interested in I'm sure something would happen. The hobbies you choose are calmer ones, you are no party person that likes to drink and make-out with three or more guys/girls in one night. Reading a book or swimming is more your thing.

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Your soul is caring.
Other people are your concern, even if you don't know them. If you see a person trip you worry is he is okay. You put your loved ones first and you're very mature. When someones sick you're nurturing and always try to help family and friends when failure strikes them. You can be called the motherly one, if you are in a group of people, which doesn't have to be bad. Love is something that's already in you and you have a lot to give whether you believe it or not. Your friends probably love you very much and come to when they need help since you're reliable. People can feel secure with you and generally like you.

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Your wise quote is: "Be kind to unkind people, they probably need it the most" by Ashleigh Brilliant.
You try to look beyond apperance, try to give people second chances and are probably very kind. Understanding is your biggest personality trait, and thoose you can see through should be grateful. If they aren't already. You detest narrow minded people, because they can't see what's really there. Facades is not your thing and you strive to always be who you really are.

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Life is good and bad. You know it can never be perfect and that it never have been, and you're fine with that. You still feel it's important to live life since it can end any day and not sulk because of some little failure in life. You are often a happy person, still you don't laugh all the time. You have a somewhat calm aura and most people feel comfortable around you.

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~Akatsuki Leader ~

Pein is very busy, so I, Uchiha Itachi, will be writing the rest of the Guide, and will explain the rules and requirements of our organization to the best of my ability.

Requirements:

Items marked * are mandatory.

- Cloak*
- Hat
- Standard Akatsuki fishnet Shirt (Any other sort of shirt is acceptable)
-Standard Akatsuki pants* (This is for you Kakuzu)
- White leg warmers (This in no way associates us with Maito Gai)*
- Sandals*
- Purple nail polish*
- S-ranked, or, “Kick a**” Ninja Skills*
- Poker skills
- Loyalty to the leader*
- Ring ( For fully qualified members. Not required for subordinates, e.g: Tobi)

FAQ

And now, I will answer some questions frequently asked by subordinates, new members, and fangirls.

What is your goal?

That would be a spoiler. It’s in the manga. I’ll leave you to read that on your own.

How do I become a fully qualified Akatsuki?

Since all ten rings are taken, a member would have to die before it would be possible to promote a subordinate. But if a space was available, you would have to prove that you have what it takes to be one of us. Challenging an existing member is one way, another is to survive watching 48 hours of the teletubbies. I suggest the first option, as no one has survived the latter.

Why do you wear those weird outfits?

The leader loves the bell hat, and the cloak is good for hiding out movements. Also, we wear them to prove that we look good in anything.

Will you marry me, Itachi?

No. I’m spoken for.


Rules

These rules are to be followed by all members. Failure to do so will be punished severly by the leader. All Akatsukis' must agree to the following:

1. The leader shall never be referred to as "Hey you!"
2. Sasori is NOT “Pinoccio.”
3. Art is a bang. Do not contradict this statement.
4. There is nothing strange about Deidara saying “un.”
5. Do not start saying “Un” yourself.
6. Kisame is blue. This do not justify singing “Eiffel65” songs in his presence. Unless you can't help yourself in that case call him "Fishy" then sing. If done, prepaired to have your legs cut off.
7. Zetsu is allowed to contradict himself as much as he wants to.
8. No prank phone calls to Otogakure. As amusing as it is to annoy Orochimaru, the long distance bills make it detrimental to our fund-raising. In-coming calls are ok.
9. No eating Muffins. EVER. Cake is ok.
10. No “Fish are friends not food” jokes to Kisame. Behind his is ok.
11. No humming of the “Jaws” theme, either. Again, behind his back is ok.
12. No comparing our plans to that of “Pinky and the Brain.”
13. Do not sing “Don't Feed the Plants” around Zetsu.
14. The “Barbie girl song” is banned from the headquarters.
15. Tobi is fair game for any teasing, taunting, or abuse. Just make sure when he goes emo, to stop.
16. No suicide attempts (THIS MEANS YOU, DEIDARA AND LEADER!)
17. Deidara’s clay is not a plaything.
18. What happens at poker night, stays at poker night.
19. Keeps sake and suger away from Kisame and Tobi at all costs.
20. Bathe regularly.
21. Nothing said while drunk should be taken seriously.
22. Nothing said while drunk should be repeated.
23. Kakuzu is not “ Mr. Monopoly” or “Scrooge,” and should not be referred to as such.
24. No ordering Pizza to the hideout.
25. You are in no way “Bringing sexy back.”
26. We will conquer all small villages, except for Crazy no sato. Their leader baked our leader cookies. (They were yummy)
27. Marshmallows are evil. PURE EVIL.
28. Micheal Jackson does resemble Orochimaru. It is right to imply that he does.
29. Hidan does indeed resemble a porcelain doll. But please refrain from pointing that out. For safety reasons.
30. Do not, under any circumstances, remove Tobi's mask without permission
31. No streaking. (I’m talking to YOU, Kisame.)
32. DeixSaso fanfiction is strictly prohibited.
33. DeixTobi fanfiction is also prohibited.
34. Itachi is not to be referred to as an “Emo kid.” (Even if he is)
35. Or an “Angst monkey” (This is there cause monkeys are cute)
36. Deidara is not to be referred to as anybody’s “b***h”
37. You are not “Luke” nor am I your father.
38. The “I’m not wearing underwear” song is banned.
39. We are not “Akatsukilicious”
40. Hidan is NOT “Draco Malfoy.”
41. Do not sell Sasori’s puppets over “Ebay”
42. Even if “It’s what he would have wanted” (Unless your an upset Tobi looking to get back at him)
43. You are NOT “The Real Slim Shady”
44. No tackle-glomping anyone smaller than you are, for safety reasons.
45. Though funny, do not tell Tobi that he is “The weakest link, goodbye.”
46. “My little pony” does not belong in the Akatsuki hideout.
47. No singing, or dancing to the “Pepto Bismol” song.
48. “Save a horse, Ride a weasel” is NOT funny. (Well it is but if you really want to get Itachi say chipmunks kick weasel a** on American Idiol)
49. No one cares if you “know where Waldo is.”
50. There will be absolutely NO “going commando” under the Akatsuki cloak. ( This means YOU, Hidan)
51. DO NOT f**k UP
52. Dont piss Itachi off at least if you dont want to die. (Or any other Akatsuki member for that matter, except Tobi. 'Cause Tobi is a good boy. *thumbs up*)
53. If you sing "If your happy and you know it, clap your hands" your dead. (It's degrading to weasels and fish who dont have hands)
54.(Added by Itachi himself) Also I'll kill you if you are a new guy and think Itachifangirl2469 (Leader) is hot. (He has a thing for her...)
55.If you ever ever say "Weasel Boy" or "Uchiha the Weasel Guy", your dead.
56. (Added by Tobi) Always remember to bake Tobi cookies! (Presents are always welcome by Tobi)
57. Tobi will break any and all rules set up by the Akatsuki, by accedient AND on purpose.
58. Don't try to feed Zetsu. (He bites!)
59. Don't tick off any of the Akatsuki. They will kill you in your sleep. (Unless your Tobi of course, then it's just funny.)
60. All Akatsuki members must love Tobi or they will be constantly glomped and or tackled or un-loved.

Follow these regulations carefully, and you will be able to fit into this organization. Please dispose of this message carefully, so that it cannot be apprehended by enemies. (Burning, eating, etc.) Now, you've completed your first lesson of what it means to be an Akatsuki. Congratulations, and good luck. (If you are a member please post on your profile)
-Uchiha Itachi (And Tobi too!)