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Writing is my way of proving to you that even though the story could never possibly happen, the most fun is to imagine it could.

I don't really know what to say, except for that I have an insanely horrifying obsession with Johnny Depp, Jack Sparrow, and peanut butter. That just about describes me. But I'll keep you from drowning in curiosity by giving you a few more details.

Name: Jessica, but you can call me Kitty, or Captain Kitty, or Captain Paw, or Captain Kitty Paw, or just Jessica

Age: 13

Country: United States

State: Unfortunately I live in a place that is a couple decades behind on fashion and intelligence: The one and only... dun dun dun...Kentucky.

Obsessions (you could just call them likes, as of were, but I tend to go above and beyond): Johnny Depp, Jack Sparrow (naturally), Peanut Butter (it's hilarious when you try to talk with a mouthful of it), Pete Wentz, cats and Davy Jones (he seems so ruthless yet heartbroken, you can't help but love him, except for the whole killing Jack Sparrow thing, I was kinda pissed at that...)

Not-so-obsessed-with-things-people-or places: Paris Hilton, Ketchup, Barbossa (he's just not cool). That's about it.

Hobbies: hanging out with friends, art, guitar, writing, procrastinating, watching both Pirates of the Caribbeans about ten times a day (it really takes up a lot of time, but it just's so fun...), then watching the 'Bloopers of the Caribbean' a couple of times (If you've ever watched them for Dead Man's Chest, I love the part where Johnny goes "I'll give you the compass, if you do strange things to my dog, named...Tim." and when he forgets the name of the Flying Dutchman and calls it 'The Flying Crocodile Machine" that's just pure genious right there...), YouTube, DeviantArt, Myspace

Music: Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, Nickelback, Three Days Grace, Panic! At the Disco, stuff in that general direction.

Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, & 3 (I curse you a million painful deaths if you haven't yet figured that out by now), Secret Window, Chocolat, Sleepy Hollow (Johnny Depp Version), Benny and Joon, hopefully you've caught the pattern...oh and Gladiator, King Arthur (Keira Knightly Version), Employee of the Month, Fun with d**k and Jane, and Benchwarmers

TV Shows: Scrubs, One Tree Hill, House M.D, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket (I also watch Anime and read Manga), Whose Line Is It Anyway, Ed, Edd, and Eddy (insanely addicting), more will eventually be added as I discover more wonders and joys that will eventually consume my sorrowful soul

Right now I'm working on a story called Sweet Simplicity. It's a PotC fic about a widow and her daughter. It's a romance, I'm just a romancey kinda person.

Now that I've undoubtedly accomplished my goal in leaving you thinking I'm totally insane, I'm about finished. Now, to inform you, I tend to have moodswings and will change this profile a million times. One time I'll seem insane, but the next I'll seem like the most sarcastic smartass b***h in this entire place. I am sarcastic, both the quiet "You're a dumbass, leave me alone." kind of way and the loud "Omg, I love you sooooo much!" kind of way. I hope you have at least a hint of a clue as to what I just tried to say.


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Vaanz420 Report | 08/05/2009 11:41 pm
This post was removed because it appeared to be spam / chain mail.
SnapperPepper Report | 07/01/2009 2:39 am
Hey Jess. Love your profile. It looks awesome.
LonelyAshes Report | 05/16/2009 5:49 pm
Person below me...Halrioushous!!! roflolberry pwncake? GENIOUS!!!
Youre better at rapping than me...AND IM HALF BLACK!
then again...I hate rap...hmmm... That might explain alot....
BTW, HI TEMP!!! Im gonna call you temp, ya kno, like tink?
Rayn Beaux Report | 05/13/2008 9:20 pm
Rayn Beaux
Yo!Whats up? o_o Its been a while. HAHAHA LOL!Okay my attempt at rapping:Frosty yo was a cool dawg yo with a corn pipe and a button nose word.xD That was....Something.Yeah I cant rap or use slang:Yo,Home fries back of my kool-aid, for rizzle.LOOOOOL Not just lol that was ROFLBERRY PWNCAKE LOL xD
LonelyAshes Report | 04/19/2008 1:32 pm
btw...i was FIRST!!!
LonelyAshes Report | 04/19/2008 1:30 pm
DUUUUUUUUUDE, XD sup... cool


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