Location: Somewhere deep within the realm of my mind
'Tis a journal. duh.
Rule 1: I win, no matter what. Rule 2: In the event that I do lose, I still win. Rule 3: There is no beating me. Rule 4a: There are no other rules. Rule 4b: Unless I say there are other rules. Rule 5: This is the last rule.
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"I like pigs better than cats or dogs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, pigs treat us as equals." -Winston Churchill
"Can a mortal ask questions
which God finds unanswerable?
Quite easily, I should think.
All nonsense questions are unanswerable."
Why I do
a golden dust
What? You don't find it incredibly clever and witty and funny of me to make you scroll aaaaaaallllll the way down here just to read that? Boy, you sure are a stick in the mud.
If someone comes up to you and says they are a compulsive liar, can you believe them?
No matter where you go, there you are.
"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." ~ Lord Acton
"These days people
seek knowledge, not
wisdom. Knowledge is
of the past, wisdom
is of the future."
"The only thing worse
than kicking a dead horse
is betting on one." -Relient K
"Ladies and Gentlemen,
take my advice: pull
down your pants, and
slide on the ice."
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.