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Birthday: 09/29/1989


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I am me. That single statement is all that I need to describe myself. Anything more would be redundant, unnecessary, and both a waste of time for me to write, and for you to read. Therefore I will not write anything, and you will not read anything. Other than this, of course.


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Irako of the Desert Report | 09/21/2010 9:54 am
Irako of the Desert
Waugh! *glomps*

The League has been so boring without you!
iBiancca Report | 02/20/2010 5:48 pm
MoonLightRaine7 Report | 11/24/2009 2:33 pm
Hey, its been a long long time. Since about the time my son was born... Not much is going on, I'm just losing my mind.
Whats going on with you?
Irako of the Desert Report | 09/29/2009 12:11 pm
Irako of the Desert

Darn it, I couldn't be the first to wish you happy birthday. Oh well, I'll just have to make it an epic happy birthday wish, then.

Haappy Biiirthday to Yooouuuu!!!! Haaapppy Biiiirthday to Yooouuuu!!!
Haaappy Biiirthdaaay, Deaaar Gortarziiiiiiis
Haaappy Biiirthday to yoooouuuuu!!!!!!!
*epic drumroll because I can't play guitar*

Happy birthday, Gortarzis!!! User Image
Hoshiko Ryuusei Report | 09/29/2009 6:17 am
Hoshiko Ryuusei
Happy Birthday!
Madisyn - Raven Report | 09/28/2009 3:29 pm
Madisyn - Raven
Happy Birthday.
Irako of the Desert Report | 09/19/2009 3:56 pm
Irako of the Desert
Nah, they just show up to all the school events and write on the sidewalks with chalk. I think that last bit is rather considerate of them, actually. They could just as easily use spray paint or something like that. Of course, defacing campus property wouldn't really further their goals significantly. More money would have to go to cleaning away the graffiti. Chalk is pretty easy to clean up, especially if you just let it fade away on its own. User Image
Irako of the Desert Report | 09/19/2009 3:30 pm
Irako of the Desert
Yeah, I know, I wrote a lot. An ensemble is *flips open dictionary and pushes up imaginary glasses* a group of musicians who perform together. Think of something in between an orchestra and a small band. We're considered in the middle of that.

I'm not one of the protesters that goes around demonstrating and stuff. I'm a.... whatchamacallit... you know about the people who wore the black armbands to protest the Vietnam War? One of those. There's a specific term for it, but it escapes me at the moment. If they organize a student furlough day, I'll participate. I still have to make something physical to wear all the time. I've just been avoiding our school colors like the plague so far, and supporting the protesters whenever conversations turn to them. If it gets violent, I'm not going to be involved in the actual violence. I doubt it'll get that way, though. User Image
Irako of the Desert Report | 09/18/2009 10:48 pm
Irako of the Desert
No jobs except when I help my parents out at parties doing airbrush tattoos or being a t-shirt assistant. CSUN's pretty great! I've made a lot of friends already and have a few close buddies out of those. Everybody's been really nice, and my professors are cool. Most of my classes have to do with music, so I'm not bored. The only one that's kind of boring is my Geology class, but the professor makes it bearable because he's just so obviously in love with his job as a geologist and the subject of geology itself that it's hard not to stay engaged in his class. I'm in an African Percussion ensemble and Steel Drum ensemble. It's pretty sweet.
There's been a lot of trouble in the CSU system, though. The Chancellor ordered the teachers to take a 10% pay cut, tuition raised 32%, and 10 mandatory furlough days for faculty, which means they can't work, not even look at their email. So students are paying more, getting less class time, and teachers are taking unpaid vacations, and you want to know why this happened? Because the oh-so-mighty Chancellor wanted to give bonuses to some retiring bigwigs and some new Vice Presidents. That, on top of budget cuts, has the whole campus in an uproar! A lot of students haven't been able to get the classes they need to graduate, so they have to hold back on graduation a year. The CSU system is also not accepting students for the spring semester, in order to cut back on students. They have to go from almost 40,000 students to 30,000 students. Some international students won't have the 12 units for their visas in order to study in America and are in danger of being deported. All in all, it's pretty hectic around campus. User Image
Irako of the Desert Report | 09/18/2009 10:35 pm
Irako of the Desert
That's cool. I've never been one for charity work, myself. I'm a bit too selfish, and I know better than to try and deny by throwing myself into work I don't enjoy. How's your job?


Rule 1: I win, no matter what. Rule 2: In the event that I do lose, I still win. Rule 3: There is no beating me. Rule 4a: There are no other rules. Rule 4b: Unless I say there are other rules. Rule 5: This is the last rule.


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"Can a mortal ask questions
which God finds unanswerable?
Quite easily, I should think.
All nonsense questions are unanswerable."
-C.S. Lewis

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believe I
have found
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are sane
people in
this world?
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If someone comes up to you and says they are a compulsive liar, can you believe them?

No matter where you go, there you are.

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Ima gonna take over the world with an army of origami frogs.

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"These days people
seek knowledge, not
wisdom. Knowledge is
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is of the future."
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take my advice: pull
down your pants, and
slide on the ice."

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

If you see it on T.V. it must be true!