DISCLAIMER: Don't judge me based on this bio I wrote when I was 17, I'm just too lazy to come up with something witty and sophisticated at this moment. Most of this is still true though , lmao.
The name's Lu;
I talk, think, and sometimes act like a man.
I have a v****a
Children, tattoos, piercings, and tears are sexy.
I smoke, I drink, I live like a delinquent.
I cuss like a pirate, cuz that is who I ARRRR.
I'm the product of one fine chocolate lady ; D
Green is my color if it's lit.
Zombies make me hard.
Mike&Ikes are duh bombdiggity.
I have two face piercings I love.
I change my hair A LOT.
Nothing beats long nights and car rides with a chance of thunderstorm.
If you have an a**s, I will more than likely be in it.
Rape is my specialty.
I'm the perfect girlfriend, but nobody knows it yet.
Yoohoo, dass muh shet.
I'm the master of pointless banter.
If I were gay, Kate (d r a z z e l l) would be my gf.
Hey, man. Sex is hot |:<
I say educated things like: Hotsex! *****. U gay. p***s. ********.
I have Hormonal Tourettes, so don't be surprised if I randomly scream "v****a!"
Let's make crystal meth cupcakes.