Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen
I am your host, The_Jokers_Daughter.
Unfortunatly for you, I will not be revealing my true identity.
Also as unfortunate, I will not be revealing my location.
What some may call a cruel twist of fate, I happily call my origins.
With that I mean, my father is the Clown Prince of Crime, the Joker.
I may not follow the rules, I may not make plans, I may not be ethical, but I do scare people, I do kill people and I do have lots of fun doing it.
I'm not afraid of anyone, I'm not afraid to take charge, I'm not afraid to kill and I'm not afraid to die.
I just want to introduce a little anarchy. I want to have a little bit of fun. A few laughs!
So what if a few people die in the process?
That's what makes it fun!
The begging, crying, cursing...ha!
I am a girl of simple pleasures, I only like a few things:
Dynamite, Gunpowder, Gasoline, Knives, Murder, Yaoi, ect.
And with full knowledge of who my father is and of how violent and psychotic I am, it would be best for you not to get on my bad side.
I have my men and I have my ways.
I will kill you in ways noone should ever die in and I can hide your body better than the mafia.
I don't do it for the money, I do it for fun!
I'm living my life to the fullest before I go wherever I'm going to go when I die.
And I'm not going to give a damn what anyone thinks while I'm doing it.
Your either my friend, my enemy or dead.
You decide your fate, you put the plans into action.
I only decide what happens next.
I only decide whether you live or die.