You are... Maes Hughes. You are a funny person and have LOTS of sarcastic remarks. You are obsessed with certain things (niece, nephew, little brother, little sister, boy, etc.) and don't like it when people insult them. You are serious when people ask you about serious things and you usually know a bit of everything even if you think it's wrong. You are very kind and caring and like to help others.
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This is the first of Machagirl's two mules. He dresses up as Maes Hughes and runs around posting in character on other people's comment boxes. He also occasionally runs through threads to toss Elysia photos at unsuspecting bystanders. He sends friend requests to Gaians with FMA usernames or FMA cosplaying avatars, so please don't beat him up if he sends you one.