Me.
Hmmm?What's this?
My name is Bert, I know it's such a shame that my parents gave me a Western name...
Yes, I'm the brother of The_Bartner. But you can easily recognize us from each other. I'm the one with the loooooooong black beard.
I'm a Muslim by heart and I practice my religion as I feel fit to. The koran is my guide.
The koran tells us to respect all folk and so I try to.
If you want to visit me, you can find me in the Tora Bora mountains, Afghanistan, 2nd mountain from the East, 4th mountain from the South.
At two miles height, knock on the rock in the shape of a dying flamingo and imitate the noise of a pidgeon that gets smacked against windshield of a speeding limousine.
A 96-year old woman in burqa will arrive, riding on a Kawasaki ATV. Don't be fooled by her appeareance, as her resemblance to an Okavango Classic Safari Tent will be striking. Just ignore her, although she will try to hit you with her wooden leg.
Five minutes later, a cute boy, sucking on a wrinkled goat's udder will join the scene. Start singing the following:
'The sheik he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille'
The boy will now kiss your left knee. As reaction to that, hit him in the face, kicking out his upper right canine tooth.
The blood will active a switch and then, finally, a hidden cave will reveal itself. Inside, you will see our great leader. Make sure not to step on his beard! I'll be the one sitting on his right hand.
Allahu Akhbar en qu'ust alle ma-al m'n ql'ten!
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LMAO
The avi is so cute, too! >.<
Don't let ppl with a stick up their butts get you down, lol.
You rock!
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