Who am I?
What would you like to know about me? Well, I have resided on this world for over 500 years. It was only around the 288th year that I realized humans were much more enjoyable to converse with than to digest! Granted certain circumstances present quite the opposite situation of course. Ever since that wonderful age I have made it my duty to tour the Gaian world in order to promote peace, civility, friendship, and chivalry all with the exterior of a 500 year old undead gentleman.
You may call me Barnabas, I am pleased to meet you.