The Royal Pudding . . . The Most Royal of all Puddings.

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Last Login: 06/22/2013 5:08 pm

Registered: 07/31/2006

Gender: Female

Location: ...The frosty northern MN... Mmm, delicious snow...

Birthday: 09/06/1991

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the now me as of late winter 2012

Name: Colonel von Balbach

Birthdate: September the 6th

Birthplace: frosty northern MN

Current Location: soon-to-be wild, mountainous west.

Eye Color: green

Hair Color: brunette

Height: five foot three and three quarters

Weight: 1xx

Piercings: 8-- 4 in left ear, 2 in right and 2 on face.

Tatoos: three. narwhal, feather and bird

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Tim

Overused Phraze: meow.


Food: I kind of really love food... all foods

Candy: Fruity gummy things! [after 2+ years it's still so true]

Number: 2

Color: hmm. seem to fancy shades of blue and green more.

Animal: narwhal

Drink: water from home

Alcohol Drink: i'm a fan of those fancy girlie dranks.

Bagel: blueberry

Letter: gee whiz. i don't really know.

Body Part on Opposite sex: still like dem hands a lot.

This or That

Pepsi or Coke: -_-

McDonalds or BurgerKing: five guys!

Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry

Hot tea or Ice tea: warm.. babymouth can't handle too hot

Chocolate or Vanilla: twist

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: indulgent hot cocoa.

Kiss or Hug: i do like me some huggins. kisses are cool and all, but hugs are always best

Dog or Cat: I guess I'm leaning more towards the calm and regal cat...

Rap or Punk: meh. shmeh. i suppose i would chose rap over punk these days

Summer or Winter: summer

Scary Movies or Funny Movies: i suppose i watch humorous movies more often than horror flicks.

Love or Money: such a derp question. love.


Bedtime: hah.. never earlier than 1. usually around 4?

Most Missed Memory: being a child romping around with the siblings.

Best phyiscal feature: still going w/ the eyes

First Thought Waking Up: who knows. that's different everyday.

Goal for this year: keep up w/ rent and still feed self.

Best Friends: Nora, Chels

Weakness: being lazy.

Fears: getting into debt, losing focus on what matters.

Heritage: what can i say, i'm a mut.

Longest relationship: the one that's going on now. 1+ year and counting...


Ever Drank: trololol. it's a necessary means of survival.

Ever Smoked: cigars for special occasions and a pipe when i fancy one.

Pot: still have yet to try that sassafrass

Ever been Drunk: no sir

Ever been beaten up: not that i recall

Ever beaten someone up: naw dood

Ever Shoplifted: nein

Ever Skinny Dipped: it's not even a life goal or anything. nope

Ever Kissed Opposite sex: huh. surprisingly, no

Been Dumped Lately: that's never gonna happen


Favorite Eye Color: i still fancy dem blue eyes, but Tim's brown are so pleasant.

Favorite Hair Color: brunette

Short or Long: longer than short.

Height: however tall Tim is is perfect

Style: hipster trash. i can't help it! they dress so suave... but not for Tim. i like his... borderline homeless look [when he cleans up it makes it that much nicer]

Looks or Personality: Personality!

Hot or Cute: cute

Drugs and Alcohol: in moderation, alcohol

Muscular or Really Skinny: i dig the muscles.


Number of Regrets in the Past: two

What country do you want to Visit: Iceland

How do you want to Die: That's a tad morbid I guess. It doesn't matter how, it just matters what happens after... I'll be with my true Father

Been to the Mall Lately: nope nope. shopping... what's that like?

Do you like Thunderstorms: oh that sounds just lovely. yes.

Get along with your Parents: yessm

Health Freak: hah! i wish.

Do you think your Attractive: sometimes

Believe in Yourself: no. nor do i want to. i believe in God.

Want to go to College: not really..

Do you Smoke: repeat questions! yes, i do occasionally

Do you Drink: sometimes at home, yes

Shower Daily: eh. more often than not.

Been in Love: oh i sure am

Do you Sing: i rather enjoy it, mmhmm

Want to get Married: yes please!

Do you want Children: someday... not too soon

Have your future kids names planned out: just the first male, otherwise we'll figure that out when it happens.

Age you wanna lose your Virginity: the day i marry! so, hopefully semi soon <3

Hate anyone: just that devil

Informative junkles

twenty-something female-bot.

Iris colour: green

Current head covering: brunette. growing it out.

Companion: Jesus + Tim

Tal and Acacia
John 15:5
Boats and Birds
Psalm 55:6

Talk to me?

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utforska Report | 06/04/2012 8:33 pm
We should discuss it more! I don't know how much it costs but it would be a hoot and I do have a decent amount of funds. Also, because Walmart is big ole corporate thing we get this "MyShare" bonus three times a year. I got $100 last time and this time (next paycheck) I should get $200! I will talk to Nora more, I know it will be hard for her with her two jobs. We would definitely be taking a train of some kind.
utforska Report | 06/03/2012 8:59 pm
The north is fine Hannah. Seasonably unstable weather as always. And I don't know what else to say because it's all just working here and there with plenty of free time because I am not interested in working a lot this summer. The last summer before I graduate! Which freaks me out a lot.
utforska Report | 05/31/2012 10:51 am
Hey burger, how's Montana/The great west?
utforska Report | 02/18/2012 11:35 pm
I am! I have actually been more active than usual lately.
utforska Report | 02/16/2012 11:39 pm
I was just looking at your old survey thing that is on your profile. So many inaccuracies now!
A_Girl_Named_Sneaky Report | 11/03/2010 6:15 pm
love the av Puddin'
utforska Report | 10/02/2010 10:37 am
Haha, I just thought you were left breathless by my words. Now the puzzle has been solved.
utforska Report | 10/01/2010 7:45 pm
I was ignored.. by Hannah of all people!
clustercuss Report | 09/11/2010 10:02 pm
You should come on here more!
utforska Report | 09/05/2010 11:39 pm
Happy birthday you pita pocket! You should really come on here more, before people get mad!

This is what I'm wearing...

What should be on equipped list...

Bleh bloo blee, this is me. [in 2008]

Name: His Royal Pudding ♥

Birthdate: September the 6th

Birthplace: My current location... [frosty northern MN]

Current Location: My birthplace... [frosty northern MN]

Eye Color: Green

Hair Color: Dark brown

Height: 5' 3 3/4" :]

Weight: 1xx

Piercings: 6---5 ears, 1 nose

Tatoos: Someday. . .

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Skooti-Pie

Overused Phraze: Hmm. I don't know.. Hahaha, actually "I don't know..."


Food: I kind of really love food.

Candy: Fruity gummy things!

Number: 3

Color: I like colour combos... Dark grey, plum and gold.
Or, I really like blue [cheese coming up...] like my dear one's eyes!

Animal: Cedarwaxwing.

Drink: Water... Ooo! Or juice that is from any fruit combo I may make! [I kind of really like our new juicer...]

Alcohol Drink: Pish posh, I'm far too young

Bagel: Blueberry or plain is rather nice...

Letter: N

Body Part on Opposite sex: Hands

This or That

Pepsi or Coke: -_-

McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burgerking

Strawberry or Watermelon: Ho hum. They're both so delicious!

Hot tea or Ice tea: Depends on the season.... Or the mood. I guess I'm in the mood for iced tea more often than hot, so I suppose that answers the riddle...

Chocolate or Vanilla: NIETHER! Just kidding... Just trying to be different.... Twist.

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hmm. Indulgant hot cocoa.

Kiss or Hug: Depends on who from. . . Both are enjoyed.

Dog or Cat: I guess I'm leaning more towards the calm and regal cat...

Rap or Punk: Rap. :]

Summer or Winter: Summer

Scary Movies or Funny Movies: That would also depend...

Love or Money: Money, of course! I mean, really. Does anyone ever seriously say money? [love]


Bedtime: Uhh... I guess it really varies. Without school usually 1-ish.

Most Missed Memory: This past summer... [2008]

Best phyiscal feature: Uhh. I guess my eyes are pretty nice

First Thought Waking Up: That's kind of difficult to answer... I don't have a logbook or anything [first thoughts waking up; 12/29/08 "11:30 isn't even that later mother. . ." Second thoughts waking up "I have all three kitties on my bed! What a joyous surprise.'

Goal for this year: Don't lose focus...

Best Friends: The Seven

Weakness: Pie... Skooti-Pie ;]

Fears: Not doing my best, and just doing what I have to do, rather than what I CAN do.

Heritage: German, Polish, Norwiegan, Irish...Somewhere down the line Jewish. . .

Longest relationship: Haha. Current one... It's my very first one!


Ever Drank: How would I be here today if I didn't?? Your body kind of needs water to survive. . .

Ever Smoked: That's icky. Sorry that I don't want to ask for cancer... [apart from the aparent brain cancer that I am going to get for talking on my cell too much... -_-]

Pot: >[ NO

Ever been Drunk: Never

Ever been beaten up: Nope

Ever beaten someone up: No

Ever Shoplifted: Nein

Ever Skinny Dipped: I just don't think that I could do that... I'd be rather uncomfortable. . .

Ever Kissed Opposite sex: No

Been Dumped Lately: No!


Favorite Eye Color: Blue

Favorite Hair Color: Brown

Short or Long: Depends on what suits them... [I usually go for short-medium]

Height: Taller than me!

Style: Again, whatever suits them

Looks or Personality: Personality!

Hot or Cute: Cute

Drugs and Alcohol: Ish

Muscular or Really Skinny: I guess some muscles are nice... :]


Number of Regrets in the Past: One

What country do you want to Visit: Iceland

How do you want to Die: That's a tad morbid I guess. It doesn't matter how, it just matters what happens after... I'll be with my true father

Been to the Mall Lately: Just today actually... Well, if you can that thing a mall.

Do you like Thunderstorms: Mmmhmm

Get along with your Parents: More often than not

Health Freak: I wish that I would try to attempt to be a little more.

Do you think your Attractive: Sometimes

Believe in Yourself: God

Want to go to College: Yesh

Do you Smoke: No, gross

Do you Drink: No

Shower Daily: Yes, I must!

Been in Love: That's my current state. . . ♥

Do you Sing: Mmhmm

Want to get Married: Of course

Do you want Children: Someday, definately!

Have your future kids names planned out: I like lots of names... But, I guess that the future husband must be involved as well. :]

Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Well. That's pretty sad that people would choose an age for that... When married. That's all it's for is makin' babies ;]

Hate anyone: The Devil!

.Clip. Clop. Clip. Clop.

...Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free...

...Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you...








Make peace with your mind.

So quiet your thoughts.

There's no need for bedlam.

There's no need for chaos.

Just a sweet, simple day dream,

full of childhood bliss...

Oh, but I'm so small I can barely be seen.

How can this great love be inside of me?

But, look at your eyes.

They're small in size, but they see enormous things.

My heart has wings and I can fly...

I'll touch every star in the sky...

My song is love, is love, I know,
and I've got to get that message on...

Well, if you never try then you'll never know

just what you're worth...

When you try at first, but you don't succeed...

When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep.

Stuck in reverse...

And the tears come streaming down your face

When you lose something you can't replace

When you love someone but it goes to waste...

Could it be worse?

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you...

When you get what you want, but not what you need

And I'm not gonna take it back
And I'm not gonna say I don't mean that
You're the target that I'm aiming at
And I'm nothing on my own
Got to get that message on
And I love you please come home
My song is love...
And I'm on fire for you, clearly
You don't have to be alone
You don't have to be on your own
And I'm not gonna stand and wait
Not gonna leave it until it's much too late
On a platform I'm gonna stand and say
That I'm nothing on my own
And I love you please come home...

For you I'd wait till Kingdom Come...
Until my day, my day is done.
And say you'll come and set me free.
Just say you'll wait... You'll wait for me...